Job Interview

I have a job interview at a game development company on Tuesday. I'm not sure what to expect. Should I tell them I can program in Haskell or Lisp?

Scheme.

^^
vv

Scheme.

I'm still unemployed. Here is my resume for Russian Anons (I got banned on Russian boards):


Садков Никита Вадимович
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Дата пождения: 30.11.1985
Семейное положение: холост
Гражданство: Россия
Город: Серпухов


Контакты
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Телефон: 7 985 474 5805
E-mail: saniva1985@gmail.com
Skype: zaryanius
Вконташка: http://vk.com/antisemitic


Цель
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Соискание должности программиста джуниора

Желаемый график работы: полный рабочий день


Образование
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SICP, OnLisp и The Unix Programming Environment.


Профессиональный Опыт
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Знание Common Lisp (SBCL), Clojure, Racket, Unix/C/C++
Посредственные знания (уровня пару раз приходилось править код): Java, C#, Pascal, Ruby, JavaScript, Python, Lua, PHP.


Портфолио
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http://gensym.deviantart.com/


Личные Качества
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- Коммуникабельность (ибо multiplicative identity = 1)
- Целеустремленность (ака аутизм и дотошность)
- Нацеленность на идеологию (if it ain't Lisp, it's a crap)
- Стрессоустойчивость (ака отчужденность и приобретенная беспомощность)
- Стремление к развитию и профессиональному росту (ака obsessive compulsive disorder)
- Хобби — программирование

>>5
Don't post your phone number, moron. Kikes will call you to wake up your mother at night.

>>6
Would serve her well for worshiping Jesus the kike and Lenin the commie.

Create your own business.

>>8
Yeah, you have the freedom to do this in Russia don't you?

>>8
Create your own business.
Not /prog/ramming.

Make websites for small businesses in your town.

>>9
Just change your surname name to Yudowsky or Goldstein, and suddenly the gates of opportunity will open to you.

>create an account at couchsurfing.org
>???
>profit

>>11
Small businesses in my town are owned by Jews like http://forum.serpcity.ru/index.php?/user/519-opit/

>>11
Moreover, I grown up in complete isolation and don't know anyone in my town, so they would be more inclined to employ professional site development companies.

>>15
That's bad. How can you change this? Do you go out at all?

>>16
When mom dies, I will go out and kill a few kikes.

Ok, you don't go out at all.
Change that.

>>17
Get as many as you can, godspeed Nikita.

>>19
godspeed
"God" is a Jew.

>>5
Russian
Jew.

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/2553/interviewx.jpg

Посредственные знания (уровня пару раз приходилось править код): Java, C#, Pascal, Ruby, JavaScript, Python, Lua, PHP.
I love you, Nikita-kun.

>>13
Go the fuck back to /g/ already, meme spewing scum.

>>22
cute

jackson 5^2 get

>>25
You mean 5²?

Luke does not simply learn into beebcoed.