So I put my resume on social media sites...

Holy shit, recruiters, get your shit together!  Java and Javascript are not the same things (and equally turdish).  3 of these calls a day, just to make money off of my labor!

Question for the [i]ENTERPRISE[i]: how painful is ASP.NET compared to something like Python/Django, Ruby on Rails, or PHP/whatever.

Also,
Fuck you, Monster.com,
Fuck you, Linkedin.com,
& most of all, a big fuck you goes out to Twitter.com & Facebook.com, the cesspools of normalfaggotry.

ENTERPRISE

[i]ENTERPOOP[/i]

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Why did you do that? Also, why do you know Java(shit)?

.NET is dog shit. Python/Django is a polished turd with some lavender perfume sprayed on it. Ruby (on Gayls) is a shit covered dildo, and PHP is African elephant diarrhea.

LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>POUNDING A PILLOW WITH A FLESHLIGHT
>OMG MFW LLEELLLLL EGGIINNNNN!!!!!

>>5
I need a job, that's why.

What's the easiest to get into?  ASP.NET seemed geared towards corporate work, which means big money.  Wordpress is a dead-end career path, and Javascript is pretty popular.

Maybe I should become a FRONT-END WEB DEVELOPER , specializing in super-crap like Coffeescript.
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