So I put my resume on social media sites...

Holy shit, recruiters, get your shit together!  Java and Javascript are not the same things (and equally turdish).  3 of these calls a day, just to make money off of my labor!

Question for the [i]ENTERPRISE[i]: how painful is ASP.NET compared to something like Python/Django, Ruby on Rails, or PHP/whatever.

Also,
Fuck you, Monster.com,
Fuck you, Linkedin.com,
& most of all, a big fuck you goes out to Twitter.com & Facebook.com, the cesspools of normalfaggotry.

Why did you do that? Also, why do you know Java(shit)?

.NET is dog shit. Python/Django is a polished turd with some lavender perfume sprayed on it. Ruby (on Gayls) is a shit covered dildo, and PHP is African elephant diarrhea.