SYRIA'S HEADIN FOR TROUBLE

RELOAD DA CANNONS AND GIVE 'EM ANOTHER ROUND FROM THE OTHER SIDE.

CONGRESS HAS PASSED A NEW LAW REQUIRING EVERY STONE AGED BANDIT TO RETURN HOME.

BETTER GRAB YOUR GUNS AND PREPARE FOR WAR.

"Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash."

"Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching."

"A few boats short of a marina."

"As useful as a screen door on a submarine."

"Body by God, Mind by Mattel."

"One tit short of an udder."

"As quick as a turtle on Prozac."

"Doesn’t have all the dots on his dice."