Internet

Hello, I am new to the Internet. What do I need to know in order to get the most out of my time on the Internet?

>>1
Be NEET

ALL U NEED IS LELLLL
ALL U NEED IS LEL
ALL U NEED IS LEL

LELLL IS ALL YOU NEED

I solved an AI in Forth:
http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/AiMind.html

98.5% of the internet is a waste of time.

Do you mean "neat"? I would like to be the neatest person I can if that would facilitate friendships and better communication.

Thank you for your contribution Andru. I am afraid I don't know how to use the page that link goes to. What is "LELLLL"? (LEL)?

That is an interesting statistic, and I would love to see your sources, but isn't what one determines to be a waste of time a personal opinion? In my opinion, this exchange has been anything but a waste of time, and I appreciate all of you sharing your thoughts!

Well, it is approximate, but i would estimate that about 1.5% of my time spent on the internet was fruitful, give or take.. and then assuming that i'm not particularly lousy at using it..
But no i'd agree this is part of the 1 1/2 % ;D

>>5
Ah! It's a clever recursive acronym found by Richard Mentifex Stallman, the inventor of Internet.

It means:
LE
EGIN
LEL.

And then you must define again LEL and again and again which is very funny.

>>4
I am the 98.5%. #occupywallstreet #ows #lel

There's nothing special about the Internet. It's just a bunch of weird samefags.

>>8
98.5000001% maybe?
aww is twitter really that bad?

>>10
Fuck you, Luke.

bunch? is that the correct term...? we're like flowers? ^^ aww
what about a gander? ..etc?

>>12
Consider this: a pack of wild /prog/riders.

This is amazing! Talk about bad luck! Your first day on the internet and you find yourself on proggles?

Pro tip (I've been on the internet for more than three years): there are better home pages out there (find one written in PHP, that's the best programming language), don't stay here.

>>14
lellllllllllllll epic troll /b/ro XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>13
like a deck of cards..?

Gathered Cards... muahaha xD

But really, >>1 has put forward an excellent question...

Is there a top ten list of things to do on the internet yet..?

i would say..

 #1 <- class-central.org / etc (Go learn something)

 #2 - ? soundcloud? lol no, some sort of social thing (Hi Prog! x)

 #3 - music

 #4 - news

 #5 - weather

....

/prog/ Challenge 10000001

a) Destroy Voldemort!

b) Defeat The Voldetect!

c) Deflect The Voldecomet!

d) Defuse The Voldebomb!

e) ..?

Dismantle the Voldetower!

Disrupt the Voldellite Positioning System!

Deconstruct the [top secret] VoldeTsunami Weapon!

...And then Dust the Voldeshelf!