UNLIMITED SATORI WORKS

I am the bone of my SICP.
Scheme is my body, and Lisp is my blood.
I have typed over 1024 parentheses.
Unknown to Java.
Nor known to C#.
Have withstood emacs to write many programs.
Yet these skills will never lead to a career.
So as I pray, Unlimited Satori Works!

get out of here /g/ you don't even write code!

I got your career right here, pal *grabs dick*

>>3
That's a pretty small career.

>>4
Why don't you go tweet about it on your phablet, dong-appraiser-san.

A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant pair." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the pear growing from?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's cudders all the way down!"

>>5
fuck you fagstorm

>>7
I certainly will now that you'll accosted me with that oh so clever and scathing retort.