The Fucked Up World of 4Chan

The cool kids and the uncool kids are pretty similar, except the uncool kids have to frequently defend their ways. 'Cool' threads are like "LOOK AT HOW MANY * I HAVE". It's not enough to have something, if you want to get really competitive you need to have heaps of something. Your coolness is ranked based on how many bottles of anabolic steroids, thinkpads, or linux machines you have. 'Uncool' threads are like "SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH *?"

The baddies are the people everyone laughs at. "FUNNY STORIES ABOUT *"

Images are threads with fancy pictures that people masturbate to.

/g/:
Cool Kids: Use linux and thinkpads
Uncool Kids: Use macintosh stuff
Baddies: Computer illiterate people
Images: Pictures of peoples desktops

/fit/:
Cool Kids: Use anabolic steroids
Uncool Kids: Use SS
Baddies: Fat people
Images: Pictures of peoples 'gains'

It's a conspiracy. Put little tucker in one of these boards and watch their minds get warped.

Misery loves company.

>>2
Are you a gelatine dessert of my anabolic steroids, little tucker?

>>2
You too can have anabolic steroids, little tucker, and then you will no longer be a gelatine dessert.

>>3,4
FUK U I DONT WANT KINDNESS I WANT TO HAVE DA SHIT HARRASSED OUT OF ME BEFORE I START TAKING STEROIDS

>>3,4
Not angry enough for someone on steroids.
>>5
This guy's got it.

Damn, I tried to stay quiet and do my work, but this weeaboo little loli was too clingy! Pinching, hugs, buying me drinks and even putting food in my mouth would ok, maybe, but she didn't have to sit in my lap and kiss me! Is that little perky tit trying to make me a pedophile?!

would ok
would be ok

Also, I have sage set my default and forgot to delete it.

/prog/:
Cool Kids: Have read SICP and use Lisp
Uncool Kids: Luke
Baddies: Jews
Images: LEL faces

>>9
Fucking hate Luke

>>9
>>10

Who the fuck is luke? and why cant you autists take criticism of being a bunch of weird samefags? i'm not this luke you speak of btw

>>11
Luke, two things:
1. Optimize you are quotes.
2. Nice dubs.

>>11
muh stylized exclamation mark
muh `` " instead of " "

!

^^ sup bishs

``!''
``!''

did arthur still here? =.

check muh trips

/prog/
Cool Kids: Use LISP and esoteric languages
Uncool Kids: Enterprise PROGRAMMERS
Baddies: Spammers
Images: ASCII/Unicode Art

>>1
your missing the all important other staples such as
``Battlestation thread''
``Homescreen thread''
``Everyday carry thread''
``Speccy thread''
Add 6 trillion ``Help pls'' threads and ``daily programming thread'' and you have le /g/

>>19
you seem to be really familiar with it. Can you pls go back?

>>19
Battlestation? Speccy? What?

>>21
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZX_Spectrum

>>22
Oh, I remember playing with those in the store, never really liked them compared to my Atari 800.

Apple ][ master race

>>24
Oregon Trail, fuck yeah!

>>25
lamer detected

>>11
dem unoptimized quotes
le Ahmed face

>>20
I lost the browser bookmark, and need to get onto /g/ to ask them how to get the bookmark back- or get a new one. As you can see, it's quite a catch 22.

>>21
``Battlestation'', noun.
Term referring to one's Personal Computer.
A Photograph of a battlestation in a ``Battlestation thread'' will typically show the computer box, desk and everything on the desk such as keyboard and mouse as well as monitors.

``Speccy'', noun.
Speccy is a program by some company that produces information on the computer it is run on, such as processor, graphics and audio information. It is used by windows users who have not yet embraced the rough, masculine arms of Plan 9.


I also forgot the ubiquitous guts thread, wherein pictures of the insides of computer cases are displayed.
Users can then rate their mental deficiencies and/or buyer's remorse, chastise each other for cables that aren't neat and tied down, or revel in the shining lights of thousands of LEDs placed inside some cases, which symbolise the many things that a /g/ user's life lacks.

FIVE SAN
ONE CHAN
TWO SAN
THREE SAN

DUN UNDUN DNU DUN DUNDUN DUNDU NDUNDUN UDNUDN UDNDU NDUND UNDU DNUDN UDNUDN UDNDNU NDUDN UDNUDN UDND

DA twiSTED WURLD OF FOR CHAN

DA TWISTED WURLD OF FOR CHAN DA KAT

And then there's the picman "PLS MAEK MY PROGRAM FOR ME" ideas guy.

Shit's worse than reddit.

>>30
octave script-fu?

/prog/:
Uncool kids: me
Baddies: you
Cool kids: the Sussman

>>32
lel
_{^{check 'em}}

>>33
dubs: checked.

>>33-34
Fuck off, spammer.

>>1
Just to add:

/g/ mascot: richard stallman
dead /g/ mascot: steve jobs

/fit/ mascot: scooby
dead /fit/ mascot: zyzz

before someone makes the obvious dead haskell joke, you niggers would better fuck off back to /g/ because i sagespam this shit

/jp/ SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT ^{so I'll help myself and take the honour}

Cool Kids: Everyone on /jp/ who's been around since raspberry heaven times, 90% of people 5 months ago, 5% now.
Uncool Kids: Anyone who disregards the unwritten rules of autism
Baddies: The title is shared 50/50 between moderation and spammers
Images: weeaboo stuff

>>38
Pretty much, yes.

The fucked up world of the imagereddits:

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>>38
Population distribution of /jp/: new 90%, people 5 months ago 5%, and 90% of /prog/.

omg im a /g/ cool kid!

/jp/ is in love with me. It's creepy.

/jp/ is in love with my dubs. It's admirable.

/a/:
Cool Kids: Download their anime
Uncool Kids: Streamfags
Baddies: Narutofans
Images: Animemes XD