I just got an offer for my dream job, but it requires a drug screen. I have never had drugs in my life, but on st patricks day, I smoked an entire marijuana with a friend. By my calculations this was 44 days ago, most websites say that this should be sufficient time to be undetectable, but does this take into account that I smoked an entire one?
What should I do man, I'm freaking out. Is this what I deserve for being reckless and crazy?
If it was just a sniff or a light inhalation, 30 days would be fine. For that much weed, it depends a lot on your body. For a piss test, if you are fat, it can last up to three years, where as if you are skinny, it might be gone in only one year. For hair follicle tests, marijuana has been detected at almost thirty years (shaving doesn't help, as the chemicals reside in the follicle, where it will grow into new hairs).
Sorry man, you're fucked.
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Anonymous2013-05-01 21:26
>>2
engineer. product development. big company, nice area, great pay.
Don't want to give out too much information because they might browse /prog/, see this, then decide to not hire me.
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Anonymous2013-05-01 21:49
>>4 because they might browse /prog/, see this, then decide to not hire me.
You realize that there's maybe twenty people who browse /prog/ in the entire world, and all of those are losers (except The Sussman, of course), right?
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Anonymous2013-05-01 22:03
Detox your body:
Drink lots of water.
Drink real cranberry juice.
Engage in exercise that has you sweating.
Drink lots of water.
On the day of the test, you can do the pectin + creatine + B12 combo to pass a light screening (typically half-assed urinalyses performed on-site by recruitment agencies or tests you'd find at your local headshop). Look it up, it's similar to using those detox drinks available headshops. You won't pass as being THC fee, but you will appear not to be lacking in nutrients in your piss that are dead giveaways. Any real test where your sample is shipped out is going to be under better scrutiny, and you will fail irregardless.
Also, don't forget that dream jobs, not matter how well-paying, can often be hellholes to work in. Much like women, pursue as many as possible and then choose amongst the willing candidates.
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Anonymous2013-05-01 22:16
>>6 Much like women, pursue as many as possible and then choose amongst the willing candidates.
Gotta throw in that normalfag sexist remark, don't ya? Run along now, child.
>>1 an entire marijuana That is not a valid unit of measurement. How many grams?
This sounds like some stupid reddit bullshit.
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Anonymous2013-05-01 22:45
>>8
I'm not really sure. I puffed it like 5 or 6 times out of a tin foil pipe.
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Anonymous2013-05-01 22:53
>>3,6
Where do you morons come up with this shit? Detection time for single use marijuana users is less than a week. For very heavy users it's about a month. That's it.
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Anonymous2013-05-01 23:14
>>10
THC is fat soluble so you can find traces of it for up to 30 days for moderate users. Light users shouldn't have any trace by that time.
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Anonymous2013-05-01 23:33
I smoked three entire marijuanas once. That's three times more than you.
>>9 tin foil pipe You've posted this same exact bullshit before. Fuck off.
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Anonymous2013-11-30 8:16
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