CODE MONKEY

CODE MONKEY GET UP GET COFFEE
     CODE MONKEY GO TO JOB
CODE MONKEY HAVE BORING MEETING
     WITH BORING MANAGER ROB
ROB SAY CODE MONKEY VERY DILIGENT
     BUT HIS OUTPUT STINK
HIS CODE NOT "FUNCTIONAL" OR "ELEGANT"
     WHAT DO CODE MONKEY THINK?
CODE MONKEY THINK MAYBE MANAGER WANT TO WRITE GOD DAMNED LOGIN PAGE HIMSELF
     CODE MONKEY NOT SAY IT OUT LOUD
CODE MONKEY NOT CRAZY, JUST PROUD

CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS
     CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW
CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MAN
     WITH BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART:
CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU
     CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU

CODE MONKEY HANG AROUND AT FRONT DESK
     TELL YOU SWEATER LOOK NICE
CODE MONKEY OFFER BUY YOU SODA
     BRING YOU CUP, BRING YOU ICE
YOU SAY NO THANK YOU FOR THE SODA CAUSE
     SODA MAKE YOU FAT
ANYWAY YOU BUSY WITH THE TELEPHONE
     NO TIME FOR CHAT
CODE MONKEY HAVE LONG WALK BACK TO CUBICLE HE SIT DOWN PRETEND TO WORK
     CODE MONKEY NOT THINKING SO STRAIGHT
CODE MONKEY NOT FEELING SO GREAT

CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS
     CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW
CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MAN
     WITH BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART:
CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU
     CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU A LOT

CODE MONKEY HAVE EVERY REASON
     TO GET OUT THIS PLACE
CODE MONKEY JUST KEEP ON WORKING
     SEE YOUR SOFT PRETTY FACE
MUCH RATHER WAKE UP, EAT A COFFEE CAKE
     TAKE BATH, TAKE NAP
THIS JOB "FULFILLING IN CREATIVE WAY"
     SUCH A LOAD OF CRAP
CODE MONKEY THINK SOMEDAY HE HAVE EVERYTHING EVEN PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU
     CODE MONKEY JUST WAITING FOR NOW
CODE MONKEY SAY SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW

CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS
     CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW
CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MAN
     WITH BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART:
CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU
     CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU

Phil 4:8: Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.

That show was the last thing ever good on TV.

Television is brainwashing

>>3
That was good? What shows do you consider bad?

>>5
ur mum

code african american*

CODE MONKEY LIKE HASKELL
     CODE MONKEY LIKE ((SCHEME)) AND ^B_BCODE
CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE GOY
     WITH BIG WARM FUZZY K&R:
CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU

Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie, that funky Monkey
Got this dance that's more than real Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel Put your left leg down, your right leg up Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup M.C.A. with the bottle, D rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet, we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock drinks three, Mike D is D
Double R foots the bill most definitely I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well I got a Castle in Brooklyn That's where I dwell
Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie, that funky Monkey
'Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace When it's time to get ill, I pour it on my face Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice Come on y'all, it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers, gettin' kind of funky Me and the crew, we're drinking Brass Monkey This girl walked by, she gave me the eye I reached in the locker, grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey, mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" I offered her a sip, the girl she gave me lip It did begin, the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip
Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie, that funky Monkey
Step up to the bar, put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip, you can do it, you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini, thinking you're cool I'll take your place at the bar, I smack you off your stool I'll down a '40 dog in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' Def, def girls, girls, all y'all jockin' The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don't buy my record, I got my advance
I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D it We got the bottle, you got the cup Come on everybody let's get fff
Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey Brass Monkey junkie, that funky Monkey

I stopped drinking coffee

Now i only drink iced tea

>>10
ur 1 kool kat