/prog/ - CODE MONKEY

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-01 17:30

CODE MONKEY GET UP GET COFFEE
   CODE MONKEY GO TO JOB
CODE MONKEY HAVE BORING MEETING
   WITH BORING MANAGER ROB
ROB SAY CODE MONKEY VERY DILIGENT
   BUT HIS OUTPUT STINK
HIS CODE NOT "FUNCTIONAL" OR "ELEGANT"
   WHAT DO CODE MONKEY THINK?
CODE MONKEY THINK MAYBE MANAGER WANT TO WRITE GOD DAMNED LOGIN PAGE HIMSELF
   CODE MONKEY NOT SAY IT OUT LOUD
CODE MONKEY NOT CRAZY, JUST PROUD

CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS
   CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW
CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MAN
   WITH BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART:
CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU
   CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU

CODE MONKEY HANG AROUND AT FRONT DESK
   TELL YOU SWEATER LOOK NICE
CODE MONKEY OFFER BUY YOU SODA
   BRING YOU CUP, BRING YOU ICE
YOU SAY NO THANK YOU FOR THE SODA CAUSE
   SODA MAKE YOU FAT
ANYWAY YOU BUSY WITH THE TELEPHONE
   NO TIME FOR CHAT
CODE MONKEY HAVE LONG WALK BACK TO CUBICLE HE SIT DOWN PRETEND TO WORK
   CODE MONKEY NOT THINKING SO STRAIGHT
CODE MONKEY NOT FEELING SO GREAT

CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS
   CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW
CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MAN
   WITH BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART:
CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU
   CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU A LOT

CODE MONKEY HAVE EVERY REASON
   TO GET OUT THIS PLACE
CODE MONKEY JUST KEEP ON WORKING
   SEE YOUR SOFT PRETTY FACE
MUCH RATHER WAKE UP, EAT A COFFEE CAKE
   TAKE BATH, TAKE NAP
THIS JOB "FULFILLING IN CREATIVE WAY"
   SUCH A LOAD OF CRAP
CODE MONKEY THINK SOMEDAY HE HAVE EVERYTHING EVEN PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU
   CODE MONKEY JUST WAITING FOR NOW
CODE MONKEY SAY SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW

CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS
   CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW
CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MAN
   WITH BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART:
CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU
   CODE MONKEY LIKE YOU

CODE MONKEY

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