MagickSort

magickSort is a sorting algorithm that utilizes magick to sort a list of any type of data, even those unknown to the programmer. It was developed by famed computer scientist Julie Sussman. This algorithm runs in O(-1), completing before the implementing code is called. Additionally, since the sort is performed in-place, there is no need for additional memory to perform this sort.

The steps to perform a magickSort involve:
1. At midnight on the new moon, gather six hundred and sixty six persons of African descent onto a large platform bearing the seal of the Kingdom of Hell.
2. Slaughter and disembowel the sacrifices with a sharpened shovel.
3. Pray to the Prince of Darkness that your list be sorted.
You will find that your list is now sorted. Research into this phenomenon has shown that the list became sorted exactly one clock cycle (on a universal Turing machine) before the ritual began, however, if the ritual is not completed properly, the list becomes retroactively unsorted, leading to many questions about causality and the nature of magick.

>>39
>There is no way that killing a bunch of niggers will sort a list for you.

sure, that method doesn't work, as i have said, you should write a letter to princess luna. or to princess celestia if you are not cool

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>>42
9/11 bretty good

>>39
YHBT?

>>44
fuck off new-atheist kiddie

you cant do even science

>>45
Has anyone ever been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>46
go back to /g/ or reddit newfag

I have no niggers!
How do I sort arrays?
Terrible!

>>41
This is ridiculous.  You have to make your own magic, or you will never become a princess.

>>47
You gonna make me?

>>42
impressive.

>>50
Yes I fucking will you pathetic goy.

>>52
No you won't. I'm staying and I'm going to shit up whatever thread I feel like. Every time you see a shitty post, every time you desperately yearn for someone to go back to /g/ or Reddit, you can think back to now. You can think back to how because you couldn't just ignore a shitty post, because you had to make some smart comment you encouraged the creation of shitty posts and contributed to the perpetual degradation of /prog/. Congratulations.

>>53
I support you >>53. Le egin power fist!

Why not just use a massively parallel sleep sort using danmaku?

Why not just use a massive sleep sort using dakimakura?

>>56
BUT I DO

>>55
don't even have to parallel, just set the clock forward!

not thread safe

>>59
yes, it does have a nasty tendency to stain the sheets

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