Tulpa Trouble Thread

So I made a tulpa of The Sussman a few months back. He was great at first, when we were getting to know each other and things hadn't gotten sexual yet. Now all he does is look over my shoulder while I code and makes annoying remarks saying I shouldn't do that, or that this can be rewritten, or ranting about magic, or telling me that his mere existence is unscientific and ultimately destructive. And the sex, oh god, the sex.... I know it's all in my head and that I'm not really being injured, but that makes it even worse, because I won't even really die from ... what he does to my body. I tried killing him off, but he just laughs at my efforts and tells me that I will never be free. He won't let me leave my house, and he beats me every time I try, then tells me to get back to work. I'm only able to type this now because he had to go out to buy some amphetamines to keep me awake while I work on his AI project (literally, his AI, because it has his personality), so he can have immortality.

Please, /prog/, help me!

>>87

We're talking about the scientific community, not the fucking church. We set definitions of words to mean a specific thing and only that thing so we don't end up confused as to what the hell we're talking about. When there is a standardized and agreed upon definition of something so fucking basic and elemental to all of physics, you don't go around and say "Hurr, I think it's something different!" It would be like saying acceleration and velocity are not vectors and direction has nothing to do with them. It would be like telling a mathematician "Well, I know you guys all agreed that an empty set should be defined as a set with no elements which is a part of every set, but I'm inclined to think differently". This is you.