Want an All Expenses Paid 14 week vacation? Well... not a vacation. We are seeking a java or iOS programmer to join our team. We are one of 10 teams competing in a venture capital competition, the top two teams receive $150,000 in funding. Our company is developing a video mad libs app and we are seeking a programming coFounder. This person will be a core part of our team and own a piece of the company itself. The competition starts June 3rd for 14-weeks of intensive business development at a swanky business incubator facility. All expenses are paid, travel, food, room and board. If you are a programmer or you know someone, help us out! We have the business coFounders now we need the code guru coFounder to complete the team. WE CAN WIN THIS! Join the TEAM! Hit us up on Twitter @VidLibs We had a programmer but they had to drop out and my meeting with the board is Monday at 8:15am, if we have a programmer we are in, if we don't we are out. We need you!!
TeamTreehouse.com is teaching java and its been pretty simple to learn the basics. We just need some who already knows what they are doing. No BJs but we get free food and a per diem!
we are seeking a programming coFounder
This can be taken to mean that there are no programmers currently on your `team'. So, it can be inferred that you are a bunch of business men who have no idea about programming, and thus, you have no idea about what can be done, what can't be realistically done, and is provably impossible, and what is absurd. With this ignorance, it is almost certain that you will make impossible demands and simply throw money at everything, leaving in your path a wake of broken spirits, humiliation, and debt. Because of all of that, this level of reasoning is possible for Anonymous. What do you think everyone?
Also, this isn't the dotcom boom anymore, you don't have to make it a fucking party all the time.
Xcode provides everything developers need to create great applications for Mac, iPhone, and iPad.
To download Xcode from the Mac App Store, you need a Mac with OS X 10.6.6 or later.
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Category: Developer Tools
Updated: Apr 15, 2013
Version: 4.6.2
Size: 1.65 GB
...tempting, but it took over an hour to download hedgewars the other day (only 130mb..), plus it won't work =/