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Taking a shit

Name: Taking a shit 2013-04-25 1:41

Taking a shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 2:46

You still doing it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 4:39

Please respond I am getting worried about your condition!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 5:21

Getting a heart attack while taking a shit is one of my bigger fears.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 5:47

>>4
The decomposing body of a missing Loveland man was found in a locked restroom at a movie theater in Fort Collins after five days.

Theater employees noticing a bad odor made the gruesome discovery Saturday afternoon after forcing their way into the restroom.

Family members want to know why employees didn't check the theater top-to-bottom after police searched the area, asking businesses if they'd seen the missing man.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 6:05

If you bear down like you're taking a dump it can stimulate the vagus nerve with causes your heart to slow (in case you have ever gotten lightheaded really squeezing to take a dump). If you have severe heart disease sometimes the process can kill you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 8:27

>>4
Never getting a heart attack but dying from something like cancer instead is one of my bigger fears.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 9:27

>>1
is it a big one?
a grat one?
I often wonder whether I should append the hyperbolic emoticon of ``XDDDDD'' to the end of posts like this.
It adds an ironic touch, but it seems overdone these days.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 9:54

>>8
``XDDDDD'' can be expressed as ``X:D'' in SPv6 (Shit Posting version 6)

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 10:23

>>8
It makes you look dumber than the actual shitposters you're trying to mock. It also has always been so, even before it was ``overdone''. The only real irony in ironic shitposting is that you try to look smart, but really appear worse than the worst redditor.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 10:25

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 10:50

Taking what a shit? What's a shit? What are you taking?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 10:55

>>12
This thread a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 14:48

Taking a Madoka.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 15:17

Madoka can freely take a Madoka on me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 15:47

I'd take Madoka a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 16:00

I'm taking a big ol' GOLGO 13 reading this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 16:07

>>16
Why is Madoka so scheme-xy? Especially in mahou shoujo mode?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 16:31

>>17
Fuck you, Golgo 13 would make you suck off the nasty end of his m16

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 16:44

I wish Madoka would take a shit on me. I'll keep posting this comment until someone responds to it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 17:26

>>20
I can grant that wish of yours, but you'll need to form a contract with me first.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 17:26

>>19
that's really gay, bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 17:28

>>21
whoa you posted at the same time I did
what the hell man
/prog/ gets like 4 posts a day
fukken mexico
auuuggghh

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 17:33

>>21
Ok then, but I also want to fuck you in the ass while you keep that unmoving cat smile on your face.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 18:13

check 'em

Name: ☻ 2013-04-26 3:15

I am procrastinating by posting on a /prog/ thread at 2 a.m. about  a guy taking a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-26 7:59

But we still don't know where he was taking it to.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-26 13:41



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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-27 17:29

it was a nmild shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-27 18:28

Today I was taking a shit when my girlfiend called so we started teasing each other and I was like that taking a shit and on the phone and masturbating.
Hold me /prog/. ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-27 18:34

Dude, that's my shit, you can't take it!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-28 3:48

>>38
Is your girlfriend a 2hu?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-28 4:26

>>40
wch 2hu wd u tease on the phone while masturbating and taking a shit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-28 4:30

>>41
none because that's gross and disrespectful, treat 2hus with respect please

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-28 5:19

>>41
I'd rather shit on a 2hu while taunting them. Marisa would be great. I'd tie her up and I'm actually really bad at writing this, and this is a pretty weak troll anyway, so please just assume that I wrote some really raunchy scat story instead of this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-28 6:05

>>41
jewkari kikekumo.
always jewkari kikekumo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-28 21:54



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