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The Challenge #2

Name: Lambda A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-04-22 21:56

CURRENT SUMMARY:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1366477725/1,6,7,12,43,85,86,91,128,129,130,131,134-139,147,148

CURRENT NUMBER ONE CANDIDATE FOR THE /prog/  AWARD FOR RETOIDATION:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1366477725/188

CURRENT NUMBER ONE SOFTIE WHO COULDN'T TAKE A FEW INSULTS WITHOUT CRYING LIKE A FAT SISSY WHO WANTS TO CRAWL BACK INTO HIS MOTHER'S WOMB:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1366477725/196

SO DA BASIC IDEA IS AS FOLLOWS:

You offer a challenge. Any program of moderate size that can be completed by a reasonably skilled programmer in under a few hours. The program must be written with C. The game goes like so:

- You state your challenge along with the criteria for the program you want to write. Some good examples include simple cat, sort, and grep programs.

- I'll accept your challenge, write the program, and upload my code to ideone.com so that the timestamp can be recorded.

- You post your code.

- I post my code.

- If your code's awesome, I leave /prog/ forever with a grin of satisfaction on my face. Otherwise, I keep annoying everyone.

Currently there's one challenge in progress (which you can read about in the current summary). However, any new challenges can certainly be made. Gogo!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 2:41

fuck the ^^ reatrd makes my dick hard for some reason

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 2:56

>>561
thats fuckin gross, man

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 5:50

Your new challenge: implement the 'sync' command.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 7:06

what it do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 8:57

>>564
makes lizards come outtta youre cd drive

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 9:26

>>565
creepy

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 13:52

I'M PRIDDY SHORE THAT NOT FUCKING UP DA SYSTEM IS IN DA STANDARD
WHATCHU DOIN TO THE /PROG/ SYSTEM AYE LAMBDA
I'LL BLOODY BIFF YOUR BRAINS THROUGH YOUR BOXERS MATE
DENNIS WOULDN'T BEE HAPPY TO SEE YOU RUINING DA THINGS THAT SPRUNG TO LIFE BECOS OF HIM
UR ENDLESS SEPTEMBER IN A PERSON
PROBABLY BULLY AND NON-LISPER TOO

write a de-electro shocker that returns /prague/ to it's former glory which it never really had any way.
solution can achieve this to whatever level desired.

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Name: Lambda A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-04-23 15:59

>>567
I AIN'T FUCKIN UP /prog/, DA PEOPLE USIN DA PROGRAM I WROTE ARE, YA RETOID.

write a de-electro shocker that returns /prague/ to it's former glory which it never really had any way.
solution can achieve this to whatever level desired.

I AIN'T GONNA WRITE THE DE-ELECTRO SHOCKER, BUT I SURE AS HELL WILL PERFORM IT. YOU GOT UR WISH, PARTNER.

LET IT BE KNOWN, HOWEVER, THAT LAMBDA ARTHUR CALCULUS WAS DA BEST C PROGRAMMER ON THIS VERY BOARD.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 16:00

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 16:30

>>574
If it ain't Lisp, it is crap.

3.4.3
1
undefined behavior
behavior, upon use of a nonportable or erroneous program construct or of erroneous data,
for which this International Standard imposes no requirements
2
NOTE Possible undefined behavior ranges from ignoring the situation completely with unpredictable
results, to behaving during translation or program execution in a documented manner characteristic of the
environment (with or without the issuance of a diagnostic message), to terminating a translation or
execution (with the issuance of a diagnostic message).
3
EXAMPLE An example of undefined behavior is the behavior on integer overflow.
3.4.4
1
unspecified behavior
use of an unspecified value, or other behavior where this International Standard provides
two or more possibilities and imposes no further requirements on which is chosen in any
instance
2
EXAMPLE An example of unspecified behavior is the order in which the arguments to a function are
evaluated.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-24 0:36

>>573
The best programmer of an antiquated and inferior language, on a board filled with psychotic, deranged and otherwise malformed programmers
Well, isn't that an achievement.
It's like winning the special olympics!

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 2:48

>>578
C IS NOT ANTIQUATED AND NOT INFERIOR

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-25 6:12

>>590
C IS UNDEFINED SHIT

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