The Challenge #2

CURRENT SUMMARY:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1366477725/1,6,7,12,43,85,86,91,128,129,130,131,134-139,147,148

CURRENT NUMBER ONE CANDIDATE FOR THE /prog/  AWARD FOR RETOIDATION:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1366477725/188

CURRENT NUMBER ONE SOFTIE WHO COULDN'T TAKE A FEW INSULTS WITHOUT CRYING LIKE A FAT SISSY WHO WANTS TO CRAWL BACK INTO HIS MOTHER'S WOMB:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1366477725/196

SO DA BASIC IDEA IS AS FOLLOWS:

You offer a challenge. Any program of moderate size that can be completed by a reasonably skilled programmer in under a few hours. The program must be written with C. The game goes like so:

- You state your challenge along with the criteria for the program you want to write. Some good examples include simple cat, sort, and grep programs.

- I'll accept your challenge, write the program, and upload my code to ideone.com so that the timestamp can be recorded.

- You post your code.

- I post my code.

- If your code's awesome, I leave /prog/ forever with a grin of satisfaction on my face. Otherwise, I keep annoying everyone.

Currently there's one challenge in progress (which you can read about in the current summary). However, any new challenges can certainly be made. Gogo!

>>567
I AIN'T FUCKIN UP /prog/, DA PEOPLE USIN DA PROGRAM I WROTE ARE, YA RETOID.

write a de-electro shocker that returns /prague/ to it's former glory which it never really had any way.
solution can achieve this to whatever level desired.

I AIN'T GONNA WRITE THE DE-ELECTRO SHOCKER, BUT I SURE AS HELL WILL PERFORM IT. YOU GOT UR WISH, PARTNER.

LET IT BE KNOWN, HOWEVER, THAT LAMBDA ARTHUR CALCULUS WAS DA BEST C PROGRAMMER ON THIS VERY BOARD.