/prog/ - Manliest Programming Language

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 11:25

/prog/, What is the most manly programming language?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 11:27

I propse C

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 11:28

asm

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 11:37

machine code entered with toggle switches

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 11:45

Brainfuck or binary language

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 11:53

How has Lisp not been named yet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 12:26

>>6
It may be a great language, but it is kinda girly not that I mind.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 12:43

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 12:47

>>2
I second. also >>4 and >>3

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 12:48

wait ... no it doesn't.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 12:59

>>7
Lisp is the girliest language I can think of.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:00

Perl6 rhymes with Sex.
And that is what every man wants. Fucking pussy everyday.

Also, is still in development. Makes you an adventurer.

Has a butterfly as mascot. You are such a manly man you are not afraid to show your feminine side.

Don't really have supports from IDEs (except maybe one). You have to use the console if you want to code Perl6

It does not hold your hand. It gives you POWER TO DO WHAT A MAN HAS TO DO.

And it is not fast, because a manly man is never in a hurry. OTHERS WAIT FOR HIM.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:01

>>6
Because it's queer as fuck.

FORTRAN is the manliest.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:08

Ada.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:12

Whatever makes the most money

So C#

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:20

>>15
You probably never heard of ABAP, webdev.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 15:29

All the alpha dudes who bang like a thousand women a day code in VB.net, so that I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 16:10

>>14
How can a language named after a women, be the manliest?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 16:44

Haskell, obviously

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 16:53

BASH

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:13

>>17
VB is for niggers. Every nigger programmer I know programs in VB.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:50

This isn't the 1950s you fucktard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:53

>>22
Who are you talking to? The OP? Are you implying "manliness" is a 50s thing?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:57

>>23
Fuck off you autist. Any sort of self-professed manly faggot from the 50s would beat up your nerd ass because you're both retards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:59

>>24
I still don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:02

>>24
Want to fight?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:05

>>26
I regularly box and train in krav maga with a former shin bet officer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:10

Why do you guys always want to fight? Why can't we all just hug each other and do drugs and run thorugh a forest and jack each other off all day? Why cant the worl d be like that? wHY must there be social norms and hierarchies and stuff like that?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:12

>>28
because Jude does not like freedom

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 19:05

PHP is the manliest. You must have balls of steel to deal with it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 19:19

FIOC, because Python programmers have huge cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 19:26

>>31
they have huge pythons

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 19:27

>>32
and they forcibly indent their code

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 20:05





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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 10:27

great. spam has ruined my thread with huge potential.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 10:44

javascript, because it makes manly games like quake possible

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 10:49

>>47
are u a troll?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 11:07

>>48
nope, just a lowly servant of the cs community

i have some reddit and hn submissions under my belt, each with hundreds of upvotes, about this subject. in fact, according to testimonials in those threads, i have convinced several companies to adopt a javascript-only workflow. i am excited about this prospect and the new doors that have been opened because of javascript technology and the web platform

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 11:35

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-23 11:41

>>31
no way, python programmers are subs who like to be forced

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Manliest Programming Language

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