/prog/ - ZOMG optimized

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 20:55

post your zomg optimized code ITT

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 22:05

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {

  puts("this thread is shit");

}

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 22:15

int divide_by_two(int a) {

    return a >> 1;

}

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 23:55

One time I had to figure out if a number was prime or not. So I divided it by all numbers up to (wait for it) n/2! Get it? Because if the test number was greater than n/2 then you can't multiply it by an integer and get n.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 4:09

>>4
You're small time. You only need to divide by the numbers up to sqrt(n).

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 4:33

>>5
You're small time. You only need to divide by the odd numbers up to sqrt(n) and 2.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 4:44

>>2
RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD
>>3
AINT RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 4:45

I completely removed jQuery from a script I was writing by just using document.getElementById() instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:27

I optimized javashit out of existence by inventing Scheme beforehand.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:59

>>5,6
You're small time. You only need to make a lookup table once and use that from then on.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 15:57

speaking of optimization, is it theoretically possible there to exist an optimizer that turns a bubble sort into a merge sort? and I don't mean one that is just programmed to detect bubble sorts specifically, but an abstract, general optimization algorithm that eventually ends up with the mergesort when started with a bubblesort.

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ZOMG optimized

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