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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 15:07

Background
----------
======================
After having spent one too many years not interacting
with the opposite sex, I began to feel like I would
never find a partner, and so it is with a sense of urgency
that I've decided to invite people to contact me here.

Preferences
------------
1. No smokers. (Required)
1. No one whose personality changes when they drink. (Required)
1. Someone who has at least 5 friends from elementary school,
   high school, or university that they still keep in contact with.
1. Someone who has professional relationships, which have lasted
   at least one year, with over 20 people (this includes relationships
   on Facebook).
1. Someone who can speak with his neighbors (regardless of their age
   or gender) for at least 30 minutes.
1. Someone who enjoys interacting with young children.
1. Someone who likes eating vegetables and natto.
1. Someone who can speak with a person of non-Japanese descent for
   over 20 minutes (even if the spoken language is Japanese).
1. Someone who does not blame other people for his own problems.
1. Someone who can make plans for leisure activities (trips, hobbies)
   and execute those plans.
1. Someone who does not become jealous of rich, beautiful or famous
   people.
1. Someone who does not compare himself to others, gloating or feeling
   a general sense of superiority.
1. Someone who strives to always better himself.
1. Someone who can tolerate social gaming companies like Zynga, GREE,
   or Mobage.
1. Someone who prefers Mac/Linux to Windows.
1. Someone who does not, under any circumstances, become violent. (Required)
1. Someone who does not compare me to my mother.
1. Someone capable of basic greetings. ("Good morning", "good night",
   "thank you" required.)
1. Someone who feels they are happy no matter what their current
   circumstances may be.
1. Someone who can share in doing housework/chores.
1. Someone who does not force their beliefs on other people.
1. Someone who treats women equally.
1. Someone who can be open about money and how they earn a living.
1. Someone who sympathizes with the work of Peter Drucker and who
   has adopted some of his "seven principles".
1. Someone capable of at least basic interaction with anyone, regardless
   of race, creed, or class.
1. Someone who does not, under any circumstances, become
   uncontrollably angry. (Required)
1. Someone who has at least one hobby outside of work.
1. Someone who can play classic or jazz piano.
1. Someone who can go the winter without turning on the AC/heater.
1. Someone who plays at most only 1 hour of videogames a day, or at most
   only 30 minutes of TV.

(The following preferences apply to programmers and other engineers)

1. Someone who writes beautiful code--it makes me cry tears of joy. (Required)
1. Someone who maintains their own server (Required, Linux preferred)
1. Someone who will let me help them maintain their own server (Required)
1. Someone with public repos on Github (Required)

Do not contact me if:
---------------------
1. You have become angry after reading the above preferences.
1. You have decided to send me hate mail after reading the above preferences.

My Profile
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* Age: Late 30's
* Gender: Female
* Marriage history: None
* Height: 154cm
* Weight: ? (I'd like to lose some)
* Personality: Laid back, a little stubborn, straightforward, optimistic,
  curious
* Favorite words: "justice", "potential", "freedom", "contribute"
* Profession: Software Engineer/general management at a social gaming
  company (I have beenworking as an engineer for 7 years: Java ->
  mobile content -> social games -> kicking back in general affairs).
* Languages: Java, PHP, Perl, HTML, JavaScript, Excel VBA (I have also
  recently started using Ruby and C).
* DB: MySQL, Oracle, Sybase, PostgreSQL
* OS: MacOS, Linux, Windows
* PC: MacBook Pro Retina, Mid 2012 (finally bought a new one after
  3 and 1/2 years!)
* Other devices: iPhone 5 (White), the latest iPad (White), Softbank 912SH
  (Black), Nintendo 3DS (Pink), PSP-3000 (Pink), Wii, PS3 (CECH-3000B).
* Games: Taiko no Tatsujin Series (I own almost the entire series, and can just
  barely beat some 9-star levels on the highest difficulty on the home and arcade
  versions. I sometimes play at the local arcade.), Monster Hunter Series
* Smoking: Never have.
* Alcohol: 1-2 times per year.
* Favorite Artists: Lady Gaga, Billy Joel, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Chicago,
  George Winston, ZARD, Kouzou Murashita.
* Hobbies: Baseball (I like the Yomiuri Giants), piano, computers
* Favorite books: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Stephen Richards
  Covey

Bio
---
It's been 7 years since I moved to Tokyo. I thought I could find someone
anytime I wanted, but before I knew it I turned 30. I work as a Software
Engineer, but am interested in management and business strategy as well.
On the weekends I often attend public events and seminars held in my
neighborhood, but for the most part I read, write down ideas I have based on
my experiences working in the industry, and play the piano. I'd like to find
someone who I can live leisurely with, allowing us both to enjoy our work and
personal lives.

Contact Information
-------------------
If you've read the above preferences and feel you match at least 28/30 of them
(30/34 for software engineers), please contact me:

email:norinori2222@gmail.com

FAQ
---
* Q1: Is there an age limit?
* A1: You must be at least 20 years old. There is no upper limit.

* Q2: Is there a minimum salary you are looking for?
* A2: No.

* Q3: Is there a minimum education level you are looking for?
* A3: No.

* Q4: I'm not very confident in my looks...
* A4: I don't discriminate based on looks.

License
-------
Copyright © 2012 Noriko Higashi

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 15:11

hahaha oh wow

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 15:22

Brah, we had this thread 9 months ago brah. Brah, do you even le hackerjews face/prog/ brah?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 15:25

Someone who enjoys interacting with young children.
Oh boy, do I ever enjoy that!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 15:56

I feel like such a lowly worm after reading this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 16:06

>>1
No smokers. (Required)
Agreed. Smokers are annyoing. I have to force my mother to smoke outside. Hope she dies from a lung cancer.


No one whose personality changes when they drink. (Required)
I despise drunkards. And vodka was invented by Jews. Russia is a shithole exactly because of kikes spoiling russians with alcohol.

Someone who has at least 5 friends from elementary school
I don't have friends and never attended university.

Someone who has professional relationships
I'm unemployed, so I have zero professional relationships.

Someone who can speak with his neighbors (regardless of their age or gender) for at least 30 minutes.
I have nothing discuss with them and they are mostly drunkards. Although there is one family with children, but I suspect they have Jewish ancestry, because they are better educated and don't consume alcohol.

Someone who enjoys interacting with young children.
Kids usually run away from me the rare occasions I leave my home.

Someone who likes eating vegetables and natto.
I love borscht.

Someone who can speak with a person of non-Japanese descent for over 20 minutes (even if the spoken language is Japanese).
I speak only Russian and English, although I despise english as inferior and not synthetic enough.

Someone who does not blame other people for his own problems.
I've only one problem: there are no Lisp jobs, and that is exactly because other people prefer Israeli PHP and KikeScript

Someone who can make plans for leisure activities (trips, hobbies) and execute those plans.
My only hobby is programming.

Someone who does not become jealous of rich, beautiful or famous people.
I don't care about beautiful, but I hate Jews, because Jews are rich and all powerful. If we expropriate Jewish capitals, we can change the world, like destroying PHP and making Lisp and Lisp Machines popular by enough PR.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 16:19

>>1
Someone who prefers Mac/Linux to Windows.
I hate Unix-like OSes, including Windows. I think real OS must be Lisp down to metal and hardware designs must be in Lisp too.

Someone who does not, under any circumstances, become violent. (Required)
I'm too weak to become violent. Besides killing a few Jews wont change anything, because Jewish nation produces oligarchs at the same rate, russian nation produces drunkards.

Someone who does not compare me to my mother.
Hope you mother isn't Jewish, cuz it would be annoying to be on the same board with a Jew.

Someone capable of basic greetings. ("Good morning", "good night", "thank you" required.)
Do you mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAK_%28protocol_message%29 ?

Someone who feels they are happy no matter what their current circumstances may be.
define "happy"

Someone who can share in doing housework/chores.
I dont have any chores.

Someone who does not force their beliefs on other people.
I don't believe shit.

Someone who treats women equally.
As soon as women grow up dongles.

Someone who can be open about money and how they earn a living.
I'm unemployed - my mom supports me.

Someone who sympathizes with the work of Peter Drucker and who has adopted some of his "seven principles".
Drucker is a fucking hungarian kike. I wont adopt any of his abrahamic crap.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Drucker
Peter Drucker was of Jewish descent on both sides of his family

I now have strong suspicions you are Jewish yourself.

Someone capable of at least basic interaction with anyone, regardless of race, creed, or class.
I don't care about race/creed/class, but I refuse to interact with Jews.

Someone who does not, under any circumstances, become uncontrollably angry. (Required)
I'm always angry that kikes, like Drucker, infiltrated everything, like cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 16:24

>>7
I hate Unix-like OSes, including Windows.
How is Windows Unix-like in any way?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 16:27

>>8
1. written in C
2. worse-is-better design
3. ???
4. segmenation fault

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:21

>>5
Don't worry, she's horrendously not good looking.
>>6
>>7
She may be jewish, she doesn't look like a fullblown jap, she has a nose that is fat bulbous and hooked which isn't apart of the japanese genotype.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:28

>>10
pics.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:30

>>10
If she lives in New-York, then it is likely, that her mom was a whore, who had an affair with visiting Japanese.

There is a also a "Japanese" woman-politician in Russia, who on inspection appears to be Jewish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irina_Khakamada

Russians despise her, because she advances Jewish interests and defends Jewish oligarchy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:48

>>10
Race is a pseudo-scientific concept.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 22:06

>>13
Then how come most criminals have -sky surnames, huge noses and worship YHWH?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 22:11

I actually feel pretty confident on the above. I do have some requirements for myself tho.

1. Someone who spend the time typing a proper numbered list and not just copy paste "1. Someone who" because  typing a bunch of number 1's is kind of retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 22:11

>>14
that is just because Yahweh is a tribal god of war:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh
Yahweh originated as a warrior-god

i.e. it helps killing and taking over gentiles. And because Yahweh worshipers are forbidden to have other, good gods, the war and crimes is all they can do.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 23:04

>>16
"probably"

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 2:27

1. No Smokers (required)

;;

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 3:48

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 5:31

>>1
The only thing im mad about, is that you do not understand what the numbers at the left of your requirements mean.  They're numbers, you dont use 1 for everything.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 5:37

>>20
tfw you fail #1
and everything is #1
xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 5:46

1 point? i get it.. (-100 for the cheek ^^ )

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 7:20

* Languages: Java, PHP, Perl, HTML, JavaScript, Excel VBA (I have also
  recently started using Ruby and C).

There is no beautiful code in there. I hate the word justice. And better scrap half of your wishes of the list, because your biological clock is ticking.  Tick Tock. Tick tock every second you have less chance to have children.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 7:25

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 7:35

>>24
"She" is likely a huge troll, trolling /jp/ weeaboos. Hope "she" publishes all emails you send her and your personal data.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 7:52

>>25
prolly.... that or /prion/ has impressed the lass!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 8:14

>>26
Anyway, if you really want a Japanese bride (not some Jewish-American whore, posing as Japanese), you do better search in Japan and have a lot of money, like Sergey Brin, Steve Ballmer or Larry Ellison.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 8:26

^^ my main complaints
- need to learn japanese + get to japan (++ be able to return home!?)
- no smoking
- late 30's (?)
- prior commitments..? =.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 8:30

>>28
When you learn Japanese, she will be in her late 50's

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 8:36

>>29 but i already learnt a little :0

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 8:57

>>1
>>Weight: ? (I'd like to lose some)

LOL no thanks

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 8:58

>>31
you no like chubby girls, anon?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 9:38


there was the girl from the east, we never met nor left more than a trace.. But what a trace it was!

though fragile as thin ice all the while.. perhaps the margins grew too narrow as the drink came unstuck!

=)

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 11:08

I would like to fuck a japanese girl in the ass and use her pussy as ashtray for my cigars

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:02

Do you mind bending preference 1 for me?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:26

/prog/ - smoke weed erryday

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:33

>>34
I want a japanese girl to fuck me in the ass and use my asspussy as ashtray for her cigars.

Although japs are all submissive, so you can substitute a Korean instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:43

>>20
see
>>19

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 15:59

>>19
do you even <li>?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 16:24

1. No smokers. (Required)
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

1. No one whose personality changes when they drink. (Required)
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL

1. Someone who has at least 5 friends from elementary school, high school, or university that they still keep in contact with.
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEELLL LE FRIENDS WHO NEEDS THEM?

1. Someone who has professional relationships, which have lasted at least one year, with over 20 people (this includes relationships on Facebook).
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL WUT???

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 16:47

When did /prog/ became eHarmony? Or /soc/ for that matter?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:04

>>41
WTF is eHarmony?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:09

TOP LEEEEEEELLLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:27


Favorite Artists: Lady Gaga, Billy Joel, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Chicago,
George Winston, ZARD, Kouzou Murashita.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:40

>>44
Lady Gaga, Billy Joel, George Winston
Jews.

Nickelback, Linkin Park
generic crap bands, owned by Universal and Warner kikes.

Chicago, ZARD, Kouzou Murashita.
passable, but nothing to be proud about.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:47

onii-chan~

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:50

>>46
STOP THAT
I SWORE I WILL NOT MASTURBATE TODAY

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 17:53

>>45
Lady Gaga isn't a kike, she's a greasy wop.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:04

>>48
Gaga does have a lot of Jewish features, like humped nose and darker skin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_fBTZw9oCE

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:05

racists pls go before i get rid of you myself

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:09

Oh. Just looked and OP is a female. Well, fuck that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:13

>>51
Don't worry, I have a big juicy cock right here for ya

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:16

>>49
and her songs feature talmudic themes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wagn8Wrmzuc

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:19

>>53
Although I have to admit, my favorite band, After Crying, too cites bible: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNLrN6KLBT4

that is why stopped listening to them to become the    
coherent and irreconcilable antisemite, I'm now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 18:29

all you need is dubs

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