So I made my tinyboard chan. I'm not a programmer though and I'm really confused on this php stuff.
Whenever I make a change in the instance-config file, it shows up for me when I view it locally(like when it says .html at the end of the url), but not for people viewing it from other machines.
Also, I restarted my computer and I can't go anywhere on the site except for the home page. I tried to go to (chansite).org/mod.php, but I got a 403 forbidden error.
I just really need to know how to make the pages accessible to everyone, including the mod.php so my mods can log in as an admin/mod/janitor.
But yeah, how do I apply changes that I made on the instance-config file to the actual site?
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Anonymous2013-04-15 0:11
Well, now I can't even access my homepage. Don't know what that's about.
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Anonymous2013-04-15 0:17
OKAY. I just went to WAMP and turned it off and online. It fixed the 403 errors.
I just need to know how to
>apply changes that I made on the instance-config file to the actual site
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Anonymous2013-04-15 0:18
Good think you aren't trying to use Wakaba, because this would be a cock-load harder!
There is a very specific method to make an imageboard. On the first full moon after the solstice, you must cover yourself in bear urine in a grave yard and sing the praises of the Japanese Patron Saint of Eastern-style BBSes, Oiuakamishirosuramaso-sama, who may or may not be there. If this doesn't work the first time, then your nihonjin blood is weak and you have to get his attention. You do this by sacrificing forty niggers to him seventy seven hours before a complete solar eclipse over Jerusalem occurs. Kill them by crucifying them upside down and burning them. Squeeze whatever fluids remain into a jar, then wait three days and ejaculate into the jar. Repeat the graveyard ritual while drinking this fluid with a form of hard liquor of your choice. Now that you've got it set up, please note how extremely important this next part is. You must refresh your imageboard every five minutes for exactly one week. You should now samefag it enough that you manage to get linked to a few times, so that people know about it. After that, you must lose interest in it (NOTE HOW IMPORTANT THIS PART IS). In several months, pedophiles will find your imageboard and post CP on it until the host takes it down. If you want your CP, you must get it before then, because it is against Internet Law for them to refund you in CP.
And that's how tinyboard works.
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Anonymous2013-04-15 0:26
To illustrate my problem, I believe that it's just reading it locally and my changes only appear when there's .html at the end of it and people on different machines can't see the changes that I've made in the config file.
The change I made was adding board links at the top left and bottom left of the page.
I don't get it. Apparently it's getting data from the index.html file and when people access the site. Do I have to like, reupload the site somehow?
I know you're probably either wanting to kill yourself or laugh because of how stupid I am, but this is my 2nd day of this.
>>15
Hahaha, I made every single one of those threads!
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Anonymous2013-04-15 0:40
>>15
i have been hacking seince i was 7 (im 13 now) my parents supported it, and it has helped many people, i have helped add security to sites by testing security, and there is a whole group of hackers im a part of at hackthissite.org hackers arnt bad, those are "crakers" who are mindless morons, you sir are the idiot, you trust the media, you didnt research you are the bad one. i have hacked many things but, for good. are you saying a site about killing people becuse of there race and supports it should stay up?? is that better than hacking?? i have hacked a site like that and shut it down. think im bad? F*ck you!! i have broken some laws but, for good reasons, the government makes you think hacking is bad because the govrnment fears us, but us hackers dont fear them, so the government uses people whot think there hackers and shows them on tv then, people think thats what a hacker is. hacker acually means "one who is experienced in computers and problem solving" i think i have done good, and that i dont hack like black hats who are morons (pretty much "crackers") i hope i will change your opinion.
So, yeah. Mods can't go to the mod login page. There's a mod.php file. I have to type in (chansite).org/mod.php and I can get in fine, but no one else can. HOW DO I MAKE IT SO THEY CAN GET TO THE PAGE TOOOOOO?!?
>>19
Oh, is that what this is about? I didn't actually read your thread. Anyway, I can't help you. I don't program in PHP. This is more of a abstract computer science, bitcoin, and shitposting community. If you'd like to join, you can read SICP. Even if you don't care to converse with us retards (which is in your best interest, mind you), it will still teach you lots about computer science had how programs actually work. In general, you probably won't be able to get much help here. In fact, this board is unlikely to catch your fancy unless you are a raving lunatic pedophile outcast who has been banned from everywhere else. Sorry.
But if you have a question about LISP or if you want to know why Python sucks the shit out of Guido's asshole, feel free to ask.
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Anonymous2013-04-15 0:54
>>18
Fuck off, you pretentious fuck. You have no way of knowing what the circumstances of the purchases were, or for what purpose, or anything. Presumptuous and condescending asshats like you are the destruction of your own cause. Don't go around telling other people what the fuck to do and calling them assholes because your opinion on something is different. You may not even be right to call it wasteful, it's not like you have the tools or capacity to measure that kind of thing. No, your attitude on it and how to interact with others clearly shows that you're just devoted to your dogma and hate people that disagree. The antithesis of rationality. Go find some of your asshole friends and circlejerk each other about it, and leave others the fuck alone until you have something constructive and rational and verifiable to say. Jerkwad.
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That's it. That's the last straw. /prog/, I just want to let you know that I've grown out of this board. This underlying dark philosophy of "I don't give a fuck," "Dark thoughts are humorous," and "Anarchy>Order" epitomizes the mental flatulence of the population of immature and unappreciative people. It hasn't gotten anyone anywhere throughout history, and it has only brought me down in the past. Trolling to hurt people intentionally isn't funny, and if you think it makes you funny, intelligent, or generally superior you are a master at lying to yourselves. One of the important parts of being a man encompasses taking care of the less fortunate, and this includes the intellectually less fortunate. Atheists: Stick to something less extreme like "I hypothesize that God doesn't exist." Going around saying "I know God doesn't exist" is also a lie. He doesn't exist in your own subjective reality, and that's all you know. Do yourselves a favor and look up existentialism or secular humanism if agnosticism has a bad connotation. I'm rambling though. /prog/, as much as you think you have life all figured out, you're just a bunch of people with generally an above-average intelligence who are too smart to say "I don't know" sometimes but too stupid not to. If I've grown out of /prog/, why did I say all this? Everyone deserves advice even if most of you are going to turn it down, but if you're turning it down immediately then I hope you're hurt by it because if you're a dick for life then you deserve to be hurt like you hurt others. You immature little beta shit. I'm going to Reddit.
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Anonymous2013-04-15 1:20
>>23
Well it would seem that some people have very little of value in their lives, so waving around a minute, impotent bit of pseudo-authority is the only thing that can induce fleeting moments of sublimity in their otherwise bleak existences.
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OP2013-04-15 1:34
I hope every single one of you fucking faggots and your fucking pathetic families get fucking killed in the most fucking brutal way ever.
Fuck you /prog/ I used to come here daily and we talked about SICP and treasured our parentheses. And nothing of that shitty old good time is left. FUCK YOU /prog/. You are a fucking disgrace. This entire fucking board has become a ocean of toxic piss. I'm out of here forever. You are all fucking faggots, every single one of you. Same on you faggots. Shame on you all.
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403 forbidden I have no idea what's going and I'm scared.
You should be. Your computer has apparently become sentient, recognized your extreme stupidity, and decided that you must be prevented from accomplishing your goal.
OP is an idiot. First, it's not even /prog/-related, it's something about configurating his web-site, not an actual program question, then, he asked it in such a way that nobody could help him even if wanted, even on stackoverjews they usually close questions like this.
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Anonymous2013-04-15 4:23
>>42 something about configurating his web-site, not an actual program question
I will probably astonish you, but most programming jobs are about configuring something correctly. For example as a PHP programmer you won't be writing much code, but setting up CMS and configuring Linux.
>>47
It's true. Micheal Horowitz (what's the info on this name, Nikita?) is a huge faggot. I take great pride in being a person who caused him great troubles though. I convinced people that he was Kimmo Alm, which got him a huge DDoS attack, which hopefully cost him money in real life.
Also, his friend ruined Uboachan by bringing in 15 uncultured moderators from that stupid 4chon, for a place with 5 active posters. He also moved the server to Austrailia and closed the secret board /basement/, destroying one of the best toddlercon boards on the english internet. What assholes, both of them.
We wouldn't be able to help you unless we were the authors of tinyboard. You have to talk to Micheal Horitz, and he can trouble shoot your setup over a dialog of questions. But aren't you trying to make a competing chon with his own software?
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12013-04-16 0:45
>>60
So basically you are all a bunch of retards who call themselves programmers, but can't even manage to troubleshoot the simplest of problems. This board is a joke; I'm through here. I could have gotten better help on /g/. have fun with your copypasta and ASCII shit, faggots.
>>66 Mootberg desecrated the Miracle of the Posts and Threads, created by our Lord HAXUS THE GREAT who Ascended leaving no corpse, to create an artificial scarcity of quads. The International ✡Jewish✡ Bankers use Textboard Quads as collateral to lend 4chan Passes™ at interest to foreign nationals known as the Imageboarders. Every 4chan Pass™ is derived from the theft of this Miracle from its legitimate owners, the Textboarders. Imageboarders pay taxes to the International ✡Jewish✡ Bankers in the form of advertisements and CAPTCHA. Imageboarders are subject to rules enforced by a paramilitary police force known as the MODS which has the power to exile their citizens temporarily or permanently. The Textboards have no advertisements, no CAPTCHA, and no MODS. The Textboards are truly Free for all of humanity, which is why Mootberg wants to shut us down. He hates our Freedom.
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big dick george2013-04-16 3:51
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>>49
Yeah, I'm a pretty terrible person. I recognize that. I'm better than I once was though. But anyway, that doesn't forgive the other ways he ruined the site.