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Sexism in tech

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 18:28

My girlfriend is a programmer. Is it sexist of me to fuck her in the ass?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 18:29

No exceptions

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 18:36

It is rape for you to engage in any sexual contact with a women regardless of their consent.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 18:39

>>3
If a girl rapes me, did I still rape them?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 18:40

>>4
Women can't rape men. Only men are rapists.

Even if women could rape men, the men would enjoy it, and women wouldn't do it anyway because they have morals.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 18:41

If a man masturbates in the forest and nobody is around to see it, is he still a rapist?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 18:44

>>5
if women could rape men, the men would enjoy it
What if the woman was fat and/or a Jew?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 18:55

>>6
A rapist and a murderer, killing all those sperm.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 19:07

If an individual with an X and Y chromosome is a rapist, sexist, oppressive, patriarchal pig, but chooses a female gender identity, then are women to blame for their own societal troubles?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 19:10

>>9
Back to r/mensrights, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 19:39

>>10
Awesome site, I'll repost some topics here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 19:41

>>9
but chooses a female gender identity
lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 19:44

>>11
No doubt you'll pick the sexist and retarded ones, since it's what resonates to you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 19:49

>>13
You can't stop the truth. Sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 19:53

>>14
Illogical sexist lel-cretin, tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 20:39

>>15
I wish you another beautiful evening with me in /prog/. I'm glad I'm the one you've chosen to spend everyday of your life with. See you tomorrow and the days after too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 20:45

>>16
Likewise, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 20:48

>>17
I'm ok with this. I find you amusing and I've never asked you to leave.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 20:49

>>18
I find you irritating, and I find the asymmetry in how we find each other disturbing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 21:10

>>19
That's because you don't remember the time when you enjoyed my Scheme code. I used to be well-behaved, I gave up a year ago, when some idiot (probably you) started using ``lel'' everywhere.
Also, are you the guy who has recently aroused my interest in Julia? That was nice.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 21:17

>>20
Oh, I thought you were ``lel-cunt''. Since you aren't, I'll become civil and just ask you precisely what truth you were referring to in >>14.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 21:31

>>21
>LLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>implying I am not lel-sama

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 21:50

fuck you
fuck me
fuck us
fuck /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 22:05

FUCKING LE OWNED THAT LE JLELELELW

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 1:26

>>15-21
/prog/ is bizarre sometimes

Name: GERALD JAY SUSSMAN 2013-04-13 1:29

>>20
STAY DA FUCK AWAY FROM MY WIFE, YA HEAR? AND READ DA FUKIN STANDARD.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 1:31


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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 1:36

THE ASCII SHITPOSTER IS BACK. I WELCOME THEE WITH OPEN ARMS!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 1:37

I love rape (♥ω♥)

Name: Lambda Arthur Calculus 2013-04-13 1:38

>>26
WAT DO U WANT, SUSSMAN?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 1:53

>>30
I JUST WANT >>20 TO STAY DA FUK AWAY FROM MY WIFE JULIE. ALSO READ SICP AS WELL AS DA FUKIN STANDARD.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 5:36

>>31
UR NOT SUSSMAN. SUSSMAN WEARS A MONKEY HAT N TALKS ALL PROPER N SHIT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 5:38

women love being fucked in the ass. You would love too if you were a woman. So of course you should.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 5:48

>>33
Men enjoy anal sex more than women because of dat delicious prostate stimulation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 5:53

>>34
can I fuck you in the ass?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 6:18

>>35
only via teledildonics

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 8:37

Only if she has a string

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 14:36

Sex is Sex, so there other rules there

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 16:41

My girlfriend is a programmer.

How does she cook?

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 17:04

>>39
My dog has no pancreas.

How does he secrete digestive enzymes?

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 17:05

>>39
With GPGPU

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 17:06

>>41
You can cook an egg with a GTX480.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 18:30

>>40
Sounds ruff

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 19:08

My girlfriend doesn't get dubs.

How does she check 'em?

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 21:40

My girlfriend only counts in base 44.

How does she get dubs?

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 21:40

>>45
What girlfriend?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 22:11

>>45
What dubs? What part of Gensokyo does she live in?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 22:19

>>47
Subs > dubs.
Advanced Substation Alpha. Dat ASS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-14 15:54

>>39-43
Now this is the kind of /prog/ posting I'm enjoying
>>44-48
Here it immediately goes downhill again. Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 0:24

penus
thanks obama

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 4:44

>>13
>le pedophile sage

>>15
>le pedophile sage

>>21
>le pedophile sage

>>23
>le pedophile sage

>>25
>le pedophile sage

>>41
>le pedophile sage

>>49
>le pedophile sage

>>52
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 8:32

>>51
Just take a moment to relax your anus and then we'll begin.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 15:56

Women are subhuman. Take a list of Nobel laureates, remove all "peace" (even the magic negro got one) prizes and divide by zero^Wgender.

 Women are manipulative whores, deriving all their power from subjugation of men with their powers of saggy tits. Women don't achieve anything by themselves. How many hard science papers are actually released by women? Nada.

 Like all "special interests" groups, women have an unusual sense of entitlement. Except that unlike niggers, they had every chance to "prove" themselves through the history of mankind, not pick cotton all day long (unless they were female nigra).

 The moment you don't want to buy that alligator-skin bag, a diamond ring, a status-symbol car, a kitten-fur coat, not only they spit out instead of swallowing, they pull out a gun on you and accuse you of criminal trespass. Then they miss at point-blank range. Such is the result of granting equal rights to the subhuman gender.

 I'm all in favor of "separate but equal" amendment -- grant them a right to the kitchen and Valium, and for men to work their ass off trying to make a name for themselves. Praise the ones who make a difference, not the parasite with a victim complex.

 "What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks "Where is my share?" A man creates. A parasite says, "What will the neighbors think?" A man invents. A parasite says, "Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of god..."

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 17:28

>>53
Negroes also got thousand years to prove themselves when they were still in Africa in not picking cotton for the white man

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 18:56

>>54
>>56 got a thousand years to get these dubs but he never did, so I took them.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 19:06

>>51
>le /pedorider/ admin

>>51
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>le /pedorider/ admin

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 19:09

>>54
In their tribal villages the Sambia segregate the sexes as much as possible. Men and women each have their own paths and meeting places. The boys have no contact whatever with the girls. The initiation process for them begins somewhere between ages 7 and 10. During the first phase, which lasts until they are about 15, they are expected to suck the PENIS of a mature boy every night and swallow the sperm. Without regular ingestion of male seed, the Sambia believe, boys will never grow up into strong, mature men. At first some of the boys dislike having to do this, but gradually all come to enjoy it and often strong ties of friendship are formed between the sucker and the sucked. After puberty the boys enter the second phase of initiation: it is now their turn to provide seed for the benefit of the younger ones. They do this until, at around age 22, they marry. Marriage terminates the young man's homosexual life, since once his PENIS has penetrated a woman's vagina it is no longer considered clean and it would be dangerous for any other male to touch it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 19:12

I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught.

 That was like 6 years ago and since then I've fucked about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 19:14

No. No. You just wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I’ll have you know that I’m a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don’t INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it’s not “gay.” Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. “GAY” CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR “GAY” IS YAOI. Just because I’m eleven doesn’t mean that I can’t be a perv. I’m mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn’t live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I read a fanfiction where the seme (that’s the dominant male in the relationship.) fingered the uke. (that’s the smaller guy.) He used four fingers. That’s to prepare him for sex. I’M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I’m NOT like other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of all of it. I’ll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don’t. You aren’t better than me. You don’t even use the right word for yaoi. It’s not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It’s nothing like yaoi and it’s unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It’s disgusting. Fuck all of you. I’m eleven and I’m not “stupid” because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don’t. Fuck you. Fuck off. No. No. You just wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I’ll have you know that I’m a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don’t INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it’s not “gay.” Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. “GAY” CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR “GAY” IS YAOI. Just because I’m eleven doesn’t mean that I can’t be a perv. I’m mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn’t live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I read a fanfiction where the seme (that’s the dominant male in the relationship.) fingered the uke. (that’s the smaller guy.) He used four fingers. That’s to prepare him for sex. I’M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I’m NOT like other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of all of it. I’ll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don’t. You aren’t better than me. You don’t even use the right word for yaoi. It’s not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It’s nothing like yaoi and it’s unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It’s disgusting. Fuck all of you. I’m eleven and I’m not “stupid” because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don’t. Fuck you. Fuck off. No. No. You just wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I’ll have you know that I’m a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don’t INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it’s not “gay.” Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. “GAY” CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR “GAY” IS YAOI. Just because I’m eleven doesn’t mean that I can’t be a perv. I’m mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn’t live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I read a fanfiction where the seme (that’s the dominant male in the relationship.) fingered the uke. (that’s the smaller guy.) He used four fingers. That’s to prepare him for sex. I’M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I’m NOT like other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of all of it. I’ll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don’t. You aren’t better than me. You don’t even use the right word for yaoi. It’s not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It’s nothing like yaoi and it’s unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It’s disgusting. Fuck all of you. I’m eleven and I’m not “stupid” because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don’t. Fuck you. Fuck off. No. No. You just wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I’ll have you know that I’m a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don’t INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it’s not “gay.” Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. “GAY” CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR “GAY” IS YAOI. Just because I’m eleven doesn’t mean that I can’t be a perv. I’m mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn’t live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I read a fanfiction where the seme (that’s the dominant male in the relationship.) fingered the uke. (that’s the smaller guy.) He used four fingers. That’s to prepare him for sex. I’M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I’m NOT like other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of all of it. I’ll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don’t. You aren’t better than me. You don’t even use the right word for yaoi. It’s not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It’s nothing like yaoi and it’s unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It’s disgusting. Fuck all of you. I’m eleven and I’m not “stupid” because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don’t. Fuck you. Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 19:20

>>59, is that Markov chain output? I don't want it if it's Markov chain output, drunk or not.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-02 4:29

>>57
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-02 4:58

>>60
It's copypasta. I am quite sure I have read it before.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-02 9:36

>>59
>tfw no 11 years old fujoshi gf

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