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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 15:08

Oh god oh god oh god! Why did I let you assholes talk me into smoking weed? I am so royally fucked right now and I'll have to move in with my parents again.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 15:12

>>1
Oh god oh god oh god! Why did you work at a company that doesn't give a shit about your privacy?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 15:38

le stallman face

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 16:57

Lol your goin' to jail!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 17:07

enjoy getting raped by niggers in jail

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 17:18

>implying you had a job

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 17:51

>>3
fuck you cretin

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 17:56

he debilitates himself for pleasure
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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 18:37

Kill yourself seriously you think anyone wants to read your cancer when their shitting?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 19:03

I always promote drug use to eliminate competitors, cuz when you die, there will be one less programmer = more demand = higher salary.

Also, if you love Lisp, then by all means advocate opiates and other heavy stuff among PHP and C++ garbage.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 19:10

Self-employment is great. No drug tests.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 19:49

Self-unemployment is great. You test a lot of drugs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 19:51

Oh man OP, you really can't find some straight to piss in a bag for you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 20:14

>>10
No people rarely die. But nevertheless, their brain will shrink faster and they'll more likely write buggy code that someone else with a higher salary will need to fix.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 21:14

>>8
fuck you cretin.

>>10
I always promote drug use to eliminate competitors, cuz when you die, there will be one less programmer = more demand = higher salary.
Yeah, look at the millions of people who die of weed usage every year.

>>13
OP visits /prog/, therefore he is a fat ugly virgin fuck. It is unlikely he has any friends, nor that anyone in the world would give him the time of the day.

>>14
There is no proof linking light marijuana usage and accelerated mental degeneration.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 21:26

Name: smoke weed in moderation 2013-04-11 21:49

it makes programming less annoying

Name: smoke meth in moderation 2013-04-11 21:56

it makes programming seem less necessary

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 22:25

>>16
Stop making excuses. 'Light' usage is marketing bullshit.
You know very fucking well that the effect of a drug can vary wildly with its dosage.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 23:05

I'd be a codemonkey all day erryday if I could hotbox the IT department's closet.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 3:00

Not programming related. 420chan is that way →

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 3:44

bump because of >>21's faggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 3:56

>>22
leave

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 4:30

>>16
I SMOKE HEAPS OF CANNABIS I'M AT MY PEAK PROGRAMMIN ABILITY. AINT A FUCKIN STACK BOY. AINT A FUCKIN HYENA. AINT A FUCKIN OBJECT ORIENTED FATASS WHO REAKS OF COCOA BEANS. N I CAN STILL READ STANDARDS AND TALK TO DA LADIES.

WHAT I WANT TO FIND OUT IS WHAT MAKES ALL DEM STACK BOYS RETOIDED IN THE FIRST PLACE. SURE AS HELL AIN'T CANNABIS. WHAT MAKES A HUMAN DEFINE main WITH A RETURN TYPE OF void AND POST INCOMPREHENSIBLE RUBBISH ON THEIR NEAREST PROGRAMMING-RELATED BOARD/NEWSGROUP/IRC CHANNEL/FORUM INSTEAD OF READING DA FUCKING STANDARD? WHAT TURNS A SEEMINGLY NORMAL HUMAN INTO A COMPLETELY HELPLESS YAMMERING DIMWIT?

I WANT SOME FUCKIN ANSWERS AND I WANT 'EM NOW, YOU FUCKIN USELESS STACKBOYS. SPIT 'EM OUT AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S CANNABIS. DESE STACKBOYS LIKE ZED SHAW HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY RETOIDED SINCE THEY CRAWLED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, AND I FOR ONE WANT TO KNOW WHY.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 4:37

>>23
That won't happen. You'll have to bear with me for the rest of your life. You'll spend every fucking day with me. Because that's what you do.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 4:38

>>16
LET'S CHECK DA FIRST RESULT OF DA SECOND LINK YOU PROVIDED:
Cross-sectional studies have revealed significant associations between cannabis use and a range of measures of educational performance including lower grade point average, less satisfaction with school, negative attitudes to school, increased rates of school absenteeism and poor school performance.
WELL NO FUCKING SHIT. WHAT SMART PERSON FOLLOWS ALL THE CRAP THESE MORONS TEACH? IF YOU PUT ME IN A CLASS WHERE YOU HAVE SOME RETARDED YASHAVANT KANETKAR GOING "SO HERE'S HOW WE WRITE A C PROGRAM:"

#include <stdio.h>

void main() { printf("hello"); }


I DON'T SIT THERE AND FOLLOW ALONG, I SPEAK THE FUCK UP AND CALL HIM A FUCKING RETOID, THEN I CHASE THE FUCKER OUT THE ROOM IF HE DON'T FIX HIS STUPID MISTAKES AND ADMIT HE DON'T KNOW C, THEN I START TEACHING DA FUCKING CLASS. WHAT DOES DIS PROVE? DAT IF YOU SMOKE CANNABIS IT DECREASES YOUR TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT? MAYBE. DIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MENTAL CAPACITY, IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING A STUPID FOLLOWER.

ANYWAY, DA FUCKIN QUESTION IN >>24 REMAINS. WHAT'S TURNING NORMAL HUMANS INTO RETOIDED STACK BOYS?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 4:41

DOSE ARE JUST STONERS WHO HAINT FOUND DER FUCKIN VOICE YET BY DA FUCKIN WAY. DEY KNOW DESE FUCKERS ARE FULL OF SHIT BUT DEY CHOOSE TO REBEL PASSIVELY. DEY DON'T MARCH RIGHT UP TO DAT FUCKER AND TELL 'EM DEY"RE DEAD WRONG. DEY DON'T SHOVE QUOTES FROM DA STANDARD DOWN DAT FUCKERS THROAT. DATS DER PROBLEM, DEY'RE JUST TOO INEXPERIENCED TO TELL DEM FUCKERS DEY'RE DEAD WRONG, SO DEY JUST DISCONNECT DEMSELVES INSTEAD OF BECOMING INFLUENCED BY DESE MORONS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 4:50

U KNO HOW I LEARNED C? I HUNG OUT WITH DEANIS RICKY AT BELL LABS. DAS HOW I FUCKIN LEARNED. FIRST FUCKIN HAND BY WATCHIN SOME GUYS WHO KNEW WHAT DA FUCK DEY WERE DOIN. I DIDNT ASK EM STUPID QUESTIONS, I ASKED EM INSIGHTFUL INTELLIGENT ONES DAT HELPED US ALL LEARN. YA DONT SEE ME GOING TO SOME SHITTY CLASS DATS TAUGHT BY A RETOIDED HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER WHO'S ONLY SKIMMED THROUGH LIL TUCKERS FIRST C PROGRAMMING GUIDE BY HERBERT SHILLED. DESE GUYS KNEW WHAT DA FUCK DEY WERE DOIN' AND DOSE WERE DA GUYS YOU COULD REALLY LEARN FROM.

YAINT GONNA LEARN FROM SOME SNOT-NOSED TEACHER AT A SCHOOL, GOTTA LEARN FROM DA PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT DA FUCK DEY'RE DOIN AND HAVE NO INTEREST IN TEACHING A BUNCH OF RETOIDED STACK BOYS. JUST SIT N FUCKIN WATCH 'EM AND DON'T HASSLE 'EM WITH UR STUPID QUESTIONS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 4:53

WHAT FUCKIN STUDENT WOULD RESPECT THEMSELVES IF DEY SHOVED INFORMATION FROM SOME SNOT-NOSED HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER DOWN DER FUCKIN THROATS? GOTTA HAVE RESPECT FOR DA PEOPLE YA LEARN FROM IF UR GONNA RESPECT YOURSELF.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 5:03

I REST MY FUCKIN CASE

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 8:32

>>15
die of weed usage every year.
Weed acts as gateway drug and makes you retarded (as good as dead). And programming requires clear head. Same with alcohol - it makes you dumb and unreliable even for menial jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 9:06

>>31
Weed will calm a tense spirit. You use weed to calm down then when you're clear and alert, that's when you return to programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 9:33

LOOK AT DIS RETOID: >>31

DIDNT EVEN REED MY FUCKIN POSTS COS HE'S AN ILLITERATE STACK BOY.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 9:48

>>31
>weed acts as a gateway drug
>makes you retarded
Sure is people who still live with their Regan-era parents.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 9:51

>>34
>Weed
>instills immense focus
>clears up a cluttered mind
>doesn't feel good
>doesn't encourage people to try new drugs that also feels bad
Reading you loud and clear.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 13:46

>>1
if they dump you just for smoking pot they don't deserve you.
Also, i bet most of the high executives do cocaine

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 15:26

I have panic and anxiety disorders. Weed calms me down. It's more effective than any prescription drugs, although xanax can be nice too.

Weed & xanax = best combo ever.

I smoke for medicinal and recreational reasons.

Just because you don't like it for whatever reason (most likely a lack of personal experience and only reading about it on the internet) doesn't mean it's  bad. You guys need to stop being so autistic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 16:22

>>34-35
Sure is
>le ima/g/ereddit XD lel e/g/in implyin/g/ /g/ro ;)
Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 18:13

>>38
>weed thread on /prog/
>it makes programming less annoying
>self debilitating
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