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Is Java still the future?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 3:00

Will Java ever recover from Oracle's tyranny?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 3:04

No. No.
We Scala now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 3:31

In 1997 I was promised that in 15 years writing anything but Java was only useful for JVM writers. What happened?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 3:50

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In 2008 gosling FLABBERGASTED his audience by STUNNING them with the AMAZING statement that THE AUDIENCE should JUST STOP! using Emacs and start using netbeans. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, GOSLING? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, YOU SOLD YOUR GOOTCHY LITTLE 'PRODUCT' TO ORACLE AND ALL THE LEET HACKERS STILL USE EITHER Emacs OR Vim. DAS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED YOU FAT PILE OF OBJECT-ORIENTED COCOA BEAN-SCENTED SHIT. I DON'T USE EMACS MYSELF, BUT IF I EVER HAPPEN TO WRITE SOME SHITTY OBJECT ORIENTED JAVA CODE YOU CAN GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE I'LL BE USING EMACS. NOW SHOVE THAT IN YOUR ASS AND ABSORB IT YOU LYING FATASS. GO FLABBERGAST SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIFFICULTY REMEMBERING SHIT. WE KNOW YOUR FUCKING FLAWS. WE KNOW YOUR FUCKING LIES. JUST FUCK OFF.

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