cAn I get high at corporate gig?

just got a new gig working for a 200+ employee company.  Can I bake in between bouts with ASP.NET?  Also, as a developer, can I bang slutty secretaries and other office tang ? 

delight me with your own personal experiences!

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If you live in Russia => females will beat a crap out of you for being a Jew:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VZQ6fyFnSQ0#t=607s