just got a new gig working for a 200+ employee company. Can I bake in between bouts with ASP.NET? Also, as a developer, can I bang slutty secretaries and other office tang ?
delight me with your own personal experiences!
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Anonymous2013-04-11 4:14
Depends.
If you live in the USA => consider yourself immediately terminated for improper usage of computer resources. you will also be sent to a re-education camp for having sexist thoughts. resistance is futile. also weed is a schedule I drug, so thinking about it is a felony. enjoy your incarceration.
If you live in Russia => I don't think you have a job. Enjoy your parasitism.
If you live in Europe => You can smoke as much weed as you want. Ask your supervisor for some if you're out. No female will come within 10m of you, though, because you are fucking fat and ugly.
If you live anywhere else => Weed possession is punishable by death, plus a 50$ fine. Secretaries aren't slutty and the taliban will come after you if you make advances to them.