The only people who suggest that people purchase bitcoins are pump-and-dump schemers. They want naive speculative "investors" (a.k.a. retards from /g/ and reddit) to get interested and buy a lot (artificially inflating the price), and then the schemers will "dump" their bitcoin stashes, which will net them a big profit, but crash the price of the bitcoin due to the high amount of bitcoins being sold all at once. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pump_and_dump
>>6
I have to wank and wank and wank when I see a girl's knickers up her skirt. I need to see young girl's up skirt knickers so much.
When I see up a girl's skirt and look at her knickers I can't stop myself from wanking and wanking. My fantasy is that a little girl lifts her skirt or bends over to let me see her knickers. Then she opens her legs for me to wank and wank onto her panties while she watches me.
>>11 >>13
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I only ever spend a few cents on them, and sold a few thousand dollars worth of them at $170, and I still have most of my bitcoins. No matter what happens, I've made several thousand dollars. And when the price recovers I'll probably make thousands more.
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Anonymous2013-04-11 18:35
Prices on bitfloor and btce are rising again, looks like things should be back to normal by the time mtgox opens again.
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Anonymous2013-04-11 18:48
Fucking Bitinstant is fucking me over again. Give me my god damn coins already you fucking kikes.
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Anonymous2013-04-11 18:48
fucking shit there goes another opportunity for me to become filthy rich and become a NEET... from the beginning i thought buttcoins were a joke but now all the big investors have poured money into it so now it might as well be called jewcoin. it'll never bubble again due to the extremely high volume... FUCKING LE REDDIT AND HACKERJEWS NOW EVERYBODY HAS A GODDAMN MTGOX ACCOUNT
I wish there was some way to quickly transfer all my mtgox USD to bitfloor. I have a shitload of USD stuck on mtgox where I can't use it to buy up a bunch of cheap bitcoins.
>>36
83USD and big spread, though. But if this shit goes up again, I won't be paying attention. I don't even want to hear of these fools again.
You can't buy shit with bitcoins, you will probably start to get tracked by law enforcement soon for associating yourself with this shit, due to all the very, very illegal trade, and there are security breaches in wallets and assorted Bitcoin infrastructure every other month, the Bitcoin economy runs on commercial schemes driven by amateurs, and the shit just crashed. Fuck this idiocy. It makes no sense.
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Anonymous2013-04-11 20:51
>>37
I know about the illegal stuff, and even some about the very illegal stuff, but that is this very, very illegal stuff?
>>38 Illegal, by fines. Very illegal, by prison or forced labour. Very very illegal, by torture, dismemberment or death.
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Anonymous2013-04-11 21:02
>>39 Very very illegal, by torture, dismemberment or death.
Well, in most important countries, the only thing that will grant you a death sentence is murder. I don't know about you, but those ``hitmen'' advertisements down in .onionland seem to basic frauds. The all seem to either offer the equivalent of $200 to travel anywhere in the world and kill somebody. Seems more like a scam to get $200 from a bunch of retards who thought that an internet hitman wasn't simply asking for trouble. Fraud is illegal, but not very illegal, much less very very.
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Anonymous2013-04-11 21:10
>>40
Defrauding people who are willing to commit murder sounds like a good thing, actually.
you will probably start to get tracked by law enforcement soon for associating yourself with this shit
And they'll just switch to tor. Also, it's impossible to track if you don't actually convert them into currency or buy real-world objects (which doesn't really leave a lot of things).
>>42
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Anonymous2013-04-11 22:05
Why are all the bitcoin threads stupid jQuery Web 2.O shit? If they absolutely must have a ticker, then just put it in a Server-Send and show it as a marquee that's changed with plain JS?
>>47
What, you think I'm a cop? What police department would waste personnel on infiltrating some bullshit, obscure programming board full of shut-ins?
You told me litecoin would hold value, /prog/. Last time I take financial advice from you! I mined 3 of them and they they won't even cover the cost of electricity.
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Anonymous2013-04-12 14:41
>>68
You're not supposed to use your own electricity.
$119 and rising, I bet it gets up to $500 this time.
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Anonymous2013-04-18 22:46
shit nigga
i should of bought a bunch when it was $50
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Anonymous2013-04-18 22:53
>>72
lel! I sold them all at fifty hoping to buy them back at 30$. That's 5000$ I'll probably never see again. I can't get too upset though, I bought them at 10$ and I didn't take out a loan to do so.
>>72-73
I bought a couple hundred back when they were pennies, sold them at $175, then bought a lot more at $50.
And I still work full time for about $20k per year, what the fuck is wrong with me.
>>76
You've got self-esteem and know what is good for you. You're probably rational when you've got to make a choice and once the choice is made you're dedicated and you're not giving up until success. Now if nature has not been too harsh with you, women probably love you at that point you will tell me that you're a faggot, just to prove me wrong somewhere.
So, if you have called your parents in the last 48 hours, you're pretty much perfect. And honestly, if I were you, I'd just enjoy my happy life and would not see the point in hanging out with losers just to mock them.
I have probably read the first post on HN about bitcoins, I knew it would eventually be a big thing, yet I never owned a single one, not even that one that was given for free if you just mailed the guy. I have blacklisted all my ``friends'' when they started emailing me about how mining was cool. I had no gaming GPU at the time and could barely afford a lunch every day.