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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 23:37

I love you psoiler[/[rog/[/spoiler]
only you understnad me

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 0:06

Wanna suck each other off?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 0:35

>>2
I'm not gay, so no thanks, but we can hang out at night next to a capmfire and talk about our currnet programming projects and our favorite touhous,

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 0:48

penis and testicles are on average more exciting to me than pussy (but tits and as scan get me going)

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 1:11

>>4
tits and ass are something to admire, but how pussy feels is more important than its looks
the reaosn why you like male genitalia is probably due to familiarity and being able to relate to it and how it feels, not due to homosexuality... you don't have a vag, so you don't know what it's like to have one or what it feels like and what makes it feel good
when you look at a dick, you know what feels good, where it feels good, and seeing another dick can make you think of that dick being your own dick, feeling the same sensations it's feeling
this is why dickgirls are very popular among young men

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 1:14

>>5
well i think dick and balls are on average a lot more aesthetically pleasing compared to the average pussy

i wouldn’t mind sucking one off, some sweet tasting cum would be nice

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 1:27

>>6
once again, it could be due to familiarity and... well, dick empathy (not the best way to describe it, but you get what I mean... hopefully)
if you were born with a vag you'd see it and be used to it so you'd probably be more comfortable with it and fond of it and curious about experimenting with someone else's one too
curiosity does not necessarily imply homosexuality... not that there's anything wrong with being bi or gay, but a lot of people think experimentation or curious thoughts = gay
straight people can think about gay things too, they just won't admit it... but thinking and doing are two different things
sweet tasting cum
semen tastes terrible... yes, eating fruit can make it taste less terrible, but it's all terrible... any girl who says they like the taste of cum is lying... they just say it to make you feel better, but really, it's an awful taste
it's not like in hentai where the girls say they love the taste of cum, that's a load of shit
it's not like porn where the girls say it's good, they're just putting on a show... porn is not like real sex, it's a show for an audience
even a real girl saying it is just saying it to make you feel good... just like how girls might lie and say you've got a big cock because they like you and want you to feel good about yourself, even if you aren't really well-endowed

if you want to try sucking a dick, go ahead... but spit, don't swallow... semen is nasty, you'll definitely regret it

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 2:51

/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 2:58

>>8
``back to /b/ please'' implies I've been there in the first place. I solely browse world4ch (and world2ch, and some other text boards... but you get my point). The merger of world4ch and 4chan hasn't changed my browsing habits. I have no interest in the image boards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 3:08

>>9
Back to /lounge/ please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 3:18

Sucking dicks, huh.
I did it once.

How does it feel? I'll describe exactly what it felt like. I was young at the time but remembered everything.
I was easily aroused, and by the time he was taking his pants off, I was getting hard. I felt like a girl, because let's face it, you're being one. It turned me on like a switch just thinking it. But, then, it got weird. When I began to kneel, with my penis waiting to be unleashed in my pants, I felt strange. "I'm about to suck a dick. It's not my penis, I'm going to taste a dick and pleasure it". I mean, it felt extremely bizarre, just knowing that I, was going to suck a dick! There's no other way to put it up. I think it was much more because I'm not gay, I do enjoy anal masturbation and get aroused by cocks, but not gay, it was just a fetish for the uncommon.


Then it began. I grabbed the penis, it was extremely hard, and rubbed the foreskin a little, to feel what another guy's penis felt like. Then... It felt good, actually. I decided to put it in my mouth by sliding my lips slowly. When I placed my lips closed on the tip, that was it, no holding back now. I felt the tip and the hole and I was just about to cum by the feel.

His dick had it's helmet really wet, so I started sliding my wet lips further, until I had the helmet entirely on my mouth. God, it felt incredible. I slowly put my lips back, to taste it, to feel the cock, and I came in my pants. Cumming got me severely aroused, so I said to my self "to hell with this", I grabbed the cock and shoved it into my mouth before it touched my gag reflex. Hell, sucking a dick was the most delicious thing I've ever experienced. It was absolutely delightful. How it felt in my mouth, It was like having an incredibly warm dildo, with an unique texture I can't compare yet, but I could feel the shape of the dick inside my mouth. It feels really big in your mouth, you have every single thing in your mouth tho please it, it feels big, and hot, and that aroused me even more. With the dick in my mouth, I started to lick it, first up and down, and then in circles, while sucking it back and forward and having a grip on the base of it with my hand, never letting it go. I could taste the precum coming out, and I don't know it it was for the arousal but it tasted glorious. I then began doing a circular motion with my lips.


I then felt brutally sluttish. I wished I knew how to deep-throat (which I know now), because just thinking of having an entire, hot, delicious huge cock in my throat gets me incredibly hard and jerk off just by thinking about it.
I eventually finished the guy, and he didn't tell me he was about to cum, so it got me by surprise, a delightful surprise. I felt his cock being contracted, and I stopped moving, I thought "is he about to cum? oh what the hell", and let him load of all his milk on my mouth. To be honest, it tasted extremely salty, and as mentioned in the last thread, it is highly alkaline, and my tongue felt really weird. I didn't swallow it, instead, I spat it on my hand while he sat on a couch tired, and used the cum to jerk off, and came almost 10 seconds after starting. I took my cum and rubbed his dick with it, and he didn't oppose.
And that's the gist of it.

God, I'm going to fap right now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 3:19

>>11
TL;DR
Is this kopipe?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 3:21

>>10
/lounge/ used to be my home board until a couple of kids with Tourette's syndrome started spewing shit everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 6:20

>>13
So? Start bothering moot to fix it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 8:24

>>13
LOL
>>14
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 8:25

>>14
bothering moot to fix the textboards
Hah! Good one!
He said he's been planning on doing something about them, but they're low on the priority list.
In another post he said that too few people use them to warrant doing anything about them, which is a real catch 22.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 8:29

>>16
I hope things stay the same for as long as possible. I like it this way. moot would just manage to make things worse somehow, I'm sure of it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:17

>>17
I agree, and it's for this reason that we have to do everything we can to shun outsiders and make the environment as hostile and unappealing to them as possible.

As long as we keep the imageredditors at bay, /prog/ and the entirety of world4ch will be safe. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

Now if only we could finally get rid of shlomo, chaim, and malakike, the three jewges...

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 14:31

>>18
I couldn't care less about the kikes. Get rid of the fa/g/shits.

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