/prog/ - How are breasts attractive?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 23:28

Seriously, they are just a couple of sacks of meat. Why the fuck do men go crazy about them? It makes no fucking sense. I am not a fucking child; I have no need for breast milk. Surely this has to be a mass dick waving contest or something, where very guy has to try to profess his love of tits more than everyone else or be called gay.

Well I'm going to break this cycle. I am no fag and I like tits perky and small, or if not that, then flat. Not a fucking pair of exploding masses of fat smashed together.

Anyone agree, or have some other insight to add?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 23:34

You say ``fuck'' too much.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 23:38

You can't think about it objectively. It's just an instinct.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 23:43

>>1
Pedophile.
>>3
Imbecile.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 23:52

is op fem? ^^
perky is nice though.. and their much easier to judge than a full physical/mental exam.. =)
kind of unfair for some i suppose.. but then someone might like her eyes/hair/etc/ ....feet xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 23:55

>>1-5,7-
faggots

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:10

>>6
If I wasn't different, i'd still be the same..
;D

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:11

i like tits

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:12

>>5
jesus christ

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:19

>>9
no he died.. like ages ago

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:23

Goddamn reductionists are so fucking stupid.

Even self-profesesd "reductionist" scientists aren't as stupid as this

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:25

who did reductionist?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:28

>>11
self-profesesd
Watch out everyone, we got ourselves a genious down here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:35

I love Konata because she has a flat chest.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:41

>>12
OP-san
they are just a couple of sacks of meat

I mean sure I like delicious flat chest too, but there's still something great about that slight swelling that gets my blood pumping and my whoremoans flowing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:44

How are eyes, noses, ears, mouths, hair, arms, legs, asses, hands, feet, belly buttons, etc. attractive?

Seriously, they are just a few of pieces of anatomy. Why the fuck do men go crazy about them? It makes no fucking sense. I am not a fucking cannibal; I have no need for human flesh. Surely this has to be a mass dick waving contest or something, where very guy has to try to profess his love of female bodies more than everyone else or be called gay.

Well I'm going to break this cycle. I am no fag and I like body parts mineral-based, or if not that, then atomic. Not a fucking pile of exploding masses of carbon smashed together.

Anyone agree, or have some other insight to add?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:55

>>16
Yeah, I do agree.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:55

>>16
le "scientific" terms i get from muh pop-sci magazine!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:56

many people chase fat wallets.... ;_; bankmates

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 0:57

chequemate xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 1:01

breasts = back pains and disgusting fat that gets in the way of sex

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 1:04

>>21
>>back pain

they're called "deadlifts"

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 1:06

How are Touhou even attractive?

Seriously, they are just a bunch of line of pixels. Why the fuck do men go crazy about them? It makes no fucking sense. I am not a fucking webpage; I have no need for JPEGs. Surely this has to be a mass dick waving contest or something, where very guy has to try to profess his love of yōkai more than everyone else or be called gaijin.

Well I'm going to break this cycle. I am no baka and I like yōkai real and tangible, or if not that, then 3D. Not a fucking bunch of squiggly lines of pixels drawn together.

Anyone agree, or have some other insight to add?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 1:11

I have a flat chest OP. Wanna fuck me?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 1:26

>>24
not OP but yes
even if ur guy that's ok I guess

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 1:35

>>25
That's gay! Faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 1:40

>>26
If you're not comforable with a guy piping his output straight into your cdr, you're probably a huge faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 1:43

>>23
furfaggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 1:56

As a true breast connoisseur I love all breasts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 2:00

A few weeks ago I fucked a German girl with massive breasts. It would have been awesome if not for her hairy asshole and the fact that she was menstruating.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 2:01

>>30
99% both of you are ugly to my beautiful eyes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 2:20

This is a repost from a /scimath/ thread from like 2 years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 2:24

>>31
I'm pretty attractive though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 2:50

>>31
>2013
>fucking a hairy German asshole
>ISHYGDDT

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 4:28

>>32
Nope, it's a /prog/ original. The original thread was deleted though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 5:32

MOTHERFUCKING REPOST.
GO BACK TO:
https://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 6:14

>>35
I don't remember it being here, but I guess it devolved into hardcore pedotalk and deleted before I got to see it, probably while I was on vacation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 6:35

>>37
Some dipshit (probably that French faggot of his friend) went to /q/ to beg for moderation with a bunch of shit threads as evidence. We are lucky to have escaped with just those few threads lost, and not a full team of mods.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 9:54

I like men

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 10:49

>>38
To be true, mod-Jews purged a lot of my antisemitic threads. This only proves that all Jews are 100% evil and trying to hide the truth

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