How are breasts attractive?

Seriously, they are just a couple of sacks of meat. Why the fuck do men go crazy about them? It makes no fucking sense. I am not a fucking child; I have no need for breast milk. Surely this has to be a mass dick waving contest or something, where very guy has to try to profess his love of tits more than everyone else or be called gay.

Well I'm going to break this cycle. I am no fag and I like tits perky and small, or if not that, then flat. Not a fucking pair of exploding masses of fat smashed together.

Anyone agree, or have some other insight to add?

How are eyes, noses, ears, mouths, hair, arms, legs, asses, hands, feet, belly buttons, etc. attractive?

Seriously, they are just a few of pieces of anatomy. Why the fuck do men go crazy about them? It makes no fucking sense. I am not a fucking cannibal; I have no need for human flesh. Surely this has to be a mass dick waving contest or something, where very guy has to try to profess his love of female bodies more than everyone else or be called gay.

Well I'm going to break this cycle. I am no fag and I like body parts mineral-based, or if not that, then atomic. Not a fucking pile of exploding masses of carbon smashed together.

Anyone agree, or have some other insight to add?