meme dump

put all memes here

NO EXCEPTIONS

    OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
    GODFUCKIGNDAMN
    FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
    SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
    THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
    AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
    EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>3,4,10

SON OF A BITCH JAVA
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ENTERPRISE