/prog/ - LISP-NAZI

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 21:43

Lisp reminds me of Holocaust - a simple, yet effective solution.

Genocide the syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 21:48

I'm sure you thought that sounded clever.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 21:55

>>2
Fuck off, nigger. We, the Aryan Brotherhood, are the most powerful gang in /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 22:01

>>2
I thought it enrages kikes, who happen to use Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 22:05

OP is a jew and Lisp was made by israelity jews

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 22:15

>>5
You're mistaking me with your mom.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 22:19

>>6
I know it's been five years and I know little kids and norms abuse this phrase, but I digress---

nou

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 22:19

>>1
How is it simple, when kikes oppose to it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 22:25

>>8
Simplest way to deal with the Jews is by exterminating them. Jewish death would solve 95% of economic problems.

Same for syntax: plain AST solves 95% of programming problems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 22:51

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLOSED AND REPLACED WITH THE FOLLOWING:
   Subject: Emacs customization
   Name: Anonymous
   Email: mailto:sage
   Message:
      Hello, /lithp/! What useful customizations
      have you made to your eMacs in order to to make your Lisping
      more productive?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 22:55

>>10
I've added this line:
alias emacs vi
to my .cshrc

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 23:02

>>11
Ah, but does vi support Texinfo? Can you even play Tetris on that thing? I didn't think so!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 23:05

>>10 >>11 >>12
Implying Emacs isn't a bloated piece of Jewish shit and Stallman doesn't eat from his foot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
Shalom, Hymie! Steve Jobs gave us GUI, but you still continue using console apps.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 23:07

>>13
You didn't optimize quote links, and you used the implying meme.

Shalom, imageboarder!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 23:08

>>14
Furthermore, Nikita has never used ima/g/eborder memes. Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 23:16

>>15
implying Nikita isn't avid /r/edditor and a /g/eek.
nice try, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 23:18

>>12
Can you even play Tetris on that thing?
If for some reason I was stuck with only one terminal I'd probably do this:

^Z [1] - Stopped vi [yehoshua@masada ~]% bsdtris

But yeah, vi doesn't have a built-in psychologist, therefore I wouldn't advise faggots and kikes to use it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 23:18

>>13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
lol there is a free lunch -- proven by Stallman

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 23:22

>>17
>leaving the editor for any reason whatsoever
ISHYGDDT

Name: le Yannick 2013-03-25 23:32

>>19
>leaving /g/ for any reason whatsoever
ISHY/G/DDT

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 0:19

>>20
>being a cockmouthed connard enculer frog
ISHALOMHYMIE

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 0:59

>>22
>not checking my dubz
IDUBZ

Name: ‮ suomynonA ‭ 2013-03-26 1:01

>>22
(´◑∀◑｀)
congratulations

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 6:36

how about we invent a language called holocaust

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 8:10

it wasnt simple >>1, it it were simple why they had to use computers?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 20:02

SS - Simple Solutions

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 20:30

>>26
Trivial Solutions

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 20:31

fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 21:06

beautiful Leah,
i want to fuck you
in the asshole pussy and mouth;
i want to lick your feet,
and rape you while you sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 21:52

LiSSp

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 21:58

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 22:24

i speak with lisp cus daddy beat my lips and now i cant C#

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 23:11

checkem

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-27 15:57

Some lispers are so gay that they fart with a gay lisp. Probably their anus was deformed by all the dicks that forced their way inside. Now they fart with that distinct whistling tone. Pretty disturbing, if you ask me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-27 19:36

>>34
I'm a syntax-kike
Shalom, Hymie ! ! !

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-27 19:48

>>34
What's pretty disturbing is that you go around comparing the sound of peoples' farts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-27 20:10

>>36
implying he isn't autist

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