Attention JabbaShit troll

Fuck off back to /g/, ``please.''

>>1
You're just jealous because you use obsolete languages, while we use the first language that is both modern AND performant, thanks to the years of hard work from the geniuses at Google and Mozilla.

I remember one of my few attempts at entering a chat room: It was a gay mens chat room, and I chose the name Magda. Some queen at the other end, calling himself Portland (the name of Fred Allen's wife, among other things) announced that this was a gay MENS chat room and that I was not welcome, as, well, if you're a gay man, you must have a man's name? When I informed him that Portland was hardly a man's name (the statue Portlandia is of a woman) I was "flamed out" and other queens were instructed not to talk with me.

>>3
They were just anti-Semitic:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magdalene_%28given_name%29
Magdalene (derived from Hebrew "of Magdala") or Magda

>>2
if (C# > Java)
  Console.Write("C# is Java's successor!");

else
Console.Write("Error!");


Output:

C# is Java's successor!