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Please have a bachelor's degree

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:48

More like please know person x to get into my company.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:54

More like please don't be a dumb goy to get in my company.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:59

>>2
ha goy

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 0:00

>tfw no my company.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 0:09

man @ dis jb mufkerz want PHD jus cause critic infrastrctr w nucl stuff'

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 0:29

I don't have a degree (still in college) but I got a good job due to connections. He liked me and wanted to help me out because he knew I was unemployed and was able to pull some strings and get me a position. I am grossly overpaid for what I do.

It's not what you know, but who you know.

Name: 6 2013-03-18 0:39

HE LIKED ME AND I LIKED YOU, WE BOTH LOVE TO PEE AND POO

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 0:40

>>7
Whoa there, chief.

Name: 8 2013-03-18 0:41

Chief ... WILLIAM'S WISH WELLINGTONS

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 5:42

But I cant get degree, because I have no school education and I'm 27: i.e. too old to study.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 5:46

>>10
Go to a community college for 2 years and then transfer to a 4-year school for a BSc.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 5:48

>>11
community college requires school education.

and it would take 6 years and fuckload of money. I'll be 33

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 5:57

>>12
Just get a GED. It's easy as fuck and takes no time at all to get. It's an aptitude test, and that's all you need in order to get into a community college.

Community college is really cheap, and you can also look into stipends and scholarships.

You can get an education, it just seems like you don't want one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 5:57

>>12
Idiot. Take distance course, or go to a cheaper country and do it for less. You are welcome to pass all diagnostic and advancements test to make that less than 5 years. Laboratories are still required.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 6:09

>>14
I'm already in Russia, which is cheap country and there are no distance courses.

>>13
Just get a GED.
Russia has no GED.

Community college is really cheap, and you can also look into stipends and scholarships.
I have $0

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 6:18

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 6:19

>>16
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenCourseWare
it wont get you bachelor's degree

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 6:30

>>17
get certified.
Didn't I say fuck you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massive_open_online_course#Business_models
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EdX

Plus, you are welcome to take all advancement test at your goy.

There are other certifications you can take, like CompTIA

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 6:35

>>18
certification != bachelor's degree

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 6:39

People are actually trying to be helpful? What is this, Bizarro world4ch?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 6:48

>>19
DUH! Why you still need a job, and pay for a college. And with your homeschooling, you should breeze your CS degree within 3years. Goy, make a plan, and commit to it. I am done.

>>20
Nah, just a passby'ers. IRC is x10 than this shit turn out to be. < yes, all implications intented.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 7:02

>>21
Nah, just a passby'ers. IRC is x10 than this shit turn out to be. < yes, all implications intented.
... Huh?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 7:07

>>22
English probably isn't his first language. He's Russian or something.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 7:10

>>21
DUH! Why you still need a job, and pay for a college.
To get a job you need Bachelor's Degree in the first place. There is no other reason to attend university, besides getting a degree.

All these Haskell languages and Turing Machines you learn at college are completely 100% useless.

In Russia some universities teach UFO sciences and astrology, and no one questions, because they provide legit degree.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 7:52

>In Russia some universities teach UFO sciences and astrology, and no one questions, because they provide legit degree.

bullshit. i suppose there might be cases when some crazy professors taught their poor students about ufo etc crap (actually i knew one guy who did, it was kind of strange, he was a good geologist, but he spent half of his lectures talking about about ufo, ether etc things, students hated him).

occult sciences were popular in russia some time ago for some reason... i even knew one 'occult' college which passed state accreditation, but it lost it many years ago

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 8:22

>>25
Russia has whole academy dedicated to pseudosciences: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Academy_of_Natural_Sciences

It is like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Science_Foundation full of Arthur Murray and Terry Davis clones.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 8:37

do you know difference between 'public organization' and 'university with a state license', dumbass

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 8:54

>>27
It appears that >>16 doesn't, because he advertises some phony courses.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 16:59

You can get an education, it just seems like you don't want one.

Typical unemployed leech, works harder on reasons why they can't do something than actually doing it

I bet you're even proud of yourself

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