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Grace Hopper

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 23:00

Grace "Brewster" Murry Hopper, the Leah Cul[o]ver[o] of the 1950's? If she's so great, then why is she dead? She didn't even have a programming language named after her like Ada Lovelace. Rear Admiral? More like Ass Urinal. Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 23:12

I bet she would have remembered to close her BBCODE tags properly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 23:14

I bet she would have implemented Sexpcode in her Lisp made Telnet BBS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 23:16

I'd Admiral Grace Hopper's Rear.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 23:20

Don't you even read your wiki entry before speaking ill of the dead? She invented and named four languages (including the first compiler ever and a FORTRAN killer)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-0_programming_language
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARITH-MATIC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MATH-MATIC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FLOW-MATIC

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 23:26

Was Grace Hopper Jewish?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 23:42

>>5
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FLOW-MATIC
Leave it to an engineer to find a technical solution to the menstruation problem.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 0:10

>>6
half jewish

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 1:07

>>8
Halakha dictates that if her mother was Jewish, then she is 100% Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 1:11

Why does it seem like all the positive advances in computer science and programming come from the countries that were aligned with the US during the cold war? Why have I never heard of anything except spam email, botnets, and shitty esoteric programming languages come out of places like Russia?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 1:35

Why does it seem like all the positive advances in dubs and checking come from the countries that were aligned with the US during the cold war? Why have I never heard of anything except spam email, botnets, and shitty esoteric dubs miners come out of places like Russia?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 1:43

>>10
Russia is full of smart people. They also have higher levels of corruption than the other wealthy nations. This makes it more difficult to conduct a legitimate business, you need to take the time to bribe the important people to get things done to the detriment of legitimate operators and potential operators. In countries that are vigilant against internal corruption, you'll find a lot more activity in productive services.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 1:45

FLOW-MATIC served as a model on which to build with input from other sources and was the main inspiration for COBOL.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 1:48

>>12
Most "smart people" in Russia are Jews, like Perelman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 1:50

>>10
Russia has no intellectual traditions and all it had was destroyed in revolution,

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 2:41

>>15
You troll, but to be quite honest Russia made a ton of very important contributions to science and mathematics throughout the twentieth century. Like >>10 said, the Soviet sciences programmes were riddled with favouritism and political gaming, but they still got a lot of stuff done despite this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 3:06

grace hopper.. she had a cu~te name
it's a pity she was an officer or the army which burns children alive with napalm throughout the world

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 3:09

>>16
Russia made a ton of very important contributions to science and mathematics throughout the twentieth century.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lev_Landau
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evgeny_Lifshitz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses_Sch%C3%B6nfinkel

Yeah! All "Russian"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Soviet_scientists
all non -ev/-av/-ov surnames there are Jewish. I.e. -in, -ch, -sky, -berg, -man, -er are Jews. Many -ov/-av/-ev surnames there are likely Jewish too (i.e. they Jewish mother).

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 4:55

>>18
Oh, sorry then, I retract my statement. Russians are a barbaric and retarded people, and without jews, we would be even more behind every other country on the globe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 4:56

>>1
looks like a man. seriously. can't compare her with the culver. just ain't right.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 6:22

>>18
your shitposting is cute, ``delicate flower''!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 6:32

i wonder what flower s/he is. evil jew hating delicate unemployed flower. probably poppy

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 7:09

>>19
>without jews, we would be even more behind every other country on the globe
It's true for any other country.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 9:20

>>10
US stole all nazi computer scientists after the war, and Russians got none, so they had to invent everything from scratch while the US was using secret nazi computer technology to bootstrap their own computer programme.  Same with nuclear: US stole all nazi nuclear technology, and Russians had to double-steal the stolen technology for themselves a few years later.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 12:08

I wonder if she ever programmed in LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 14:43

Many -ov/-av/-ev surnames there are likely Jewish too (i.e. they Jewish mother).

SadkOV

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 14:55

Nikita Sadkov - JEW

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 16:27

I made a language and named it after her. It's 100% compatible with C89 and contains nothing that is not in the standard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 16:29

>>28
Sounds terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 16:37

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 17:34

Leah Culver can grace my hooper anytime.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 13:04

Hairy Pottery and the Sussman's Stoned

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