What's with all the freaks?

Hello /prog/, mind telling me what's up with all the weirdo on here? I'm not trying to make a value judgment or anything, but it seems that this board is completely full of nothing but crazed racists, idiotic trolls, complete and total failures, cross-dressers, stalkers, autistic shitposters who defy all posting standards, and worst of all, pedophiles. Surely this can't be representative of the programming community as a whole. Why do such people congregate in this place?

>>30 and now look what you've done, you know that contact with bacon is against >>31-san's religion.

OP discovered /prog/, thought it was a secret kewl base and then realised it's not what he expected, news at 11.
OP will then go to /q/ to whine to yours truly about the whole ordeal.
OP will then go back to where he came from, which causes considerable pain to his mother as his head is a lot bigger than the other appendage he last touched her uterus with.
The sun will rise.
In a distant sea, pointers ebb and flow as a shower of parens glistens in the light of LISP.
Mary sits with her little lambda, gently recursing.

The Sussman wakes.