PEARLS BEFORE SWINE STEPHEN PASTIS
Cow : "HEY, RAT...HOW GOES IT?"
Rat : "I HAVE MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE."
Cow : "WOW. TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT."
Rat : "SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON I'VE EVER MET. AND NOT JUST ON THE OUTSIDE. BUT ON THE INSIDE AS WELL."
Cow : "HOLY SMOKES. I'VE GOT TO SIT DOWN TO HEAR THIS."
Rat : "WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. THAT'S HER SEAT."
Cow : "OH. I'M SORRY. DID SHE GO TO THE RESTROOM?"
Rat : "NO. SHE'S ON THE SEAT RIGHT NOW."
Silence
Cow : "PERHAPS I'LL SIT FAR, FAR AWAY FROM HERE."
Rat : "WHOA. WAIT SHE JUST DIED."
Pig : "I WILL DECICATE THE FOOTBALL SEASON TO HER!!"
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