Bitcoin ASIC

Poor genetics and savage beatings from my father have left me with a brain that only functions at 20% of the level that most people operate with. With that in mind, please use small words to explain to me the consequences that this whole ASIC thing will have on Bitcoin. Also, how many Butterfly Labs 15,000Mh/s thingies have you preordered?

this black dude I know bought some new shoes called ASICs and they is tight.

>>37
quantum computer
Quantum doesn't mean magic, dipshit.

>>41
Computerized shoes? The singularity is near.

>>42
It might as well mean magic, since its only real use is for scaring idiots.

2010 May 21     laszlo first to buy pizza with Bitcoins agreeing upon paying 10,000 BTC for ~$25 worth of pizza courtesy of jercos

a fucking half million dollar pizza

>>45
It's worth as much as two people agree to it. I would not pay hundreds of thousands for a famous painting and yet, many people would.

BREAKING NEWS
Bitcoin just passed the USD $50 barrier, niggaz mad

I had 8 bitcoins, and managed to get it up to 26 bitcoins through gambling the other week. Then I lost it all.

I sold my bitcoins for about 6 bucks each a long time ago.

>>47
Provably because Bitcoin coin will start being regularized bye the FinCEN ^[1], meaning that now it's ``officially recognized'' by the US government.
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