Bitcoin ASIC

Poor genetics and savage beatings from my father have left me with a brain that only functions at 20% of the level that most people operate with. With that in mind, please use small words to explain to me the consequences that this whole ASIC thing will have on Bitcoin. Also, how many Butterfly Labs 15,000Mh/s thingies have you preordered?

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Poor genetics and savage beatings from my father have left me with a brain that only functions at 20% of the level that most people operate with.
that's okay, Nikita seems to manage just fine with 5%