Bitcoin ASIC

Poor genetics and savage beatings from my father have left me with a brain that only functions at 20% of the level that most people operate with. With that in mind, please use small words to explain to me the consequences that this whole ASIC thing will have on Bitcoin. Also, how many Butterfly Labs 15,000Mh/s thingies have you preordered?

i just checked that butterfly lab site... omg, 30000$ for a miner. in how many years will it pay itself
>>19 aww, i didnt want to offend you. i hope you actually werent sincere. im just mad at mate desktop for getting rid of nyan cat