otherwise.. I may have just pissed off the Red Power Ranger!jk
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Anonymous2013-03-15 1:19
I can picture you now getting all red, frustrated and crying your eyes in blind rage. Is that supposed to scare me or something? You're worthless, not even worthy of existing in the same universe as me. Your empty threats and hot gas doesn't even reach me. You're lesser than dirt. Actually, dirt is too great for you. You're lesser than scum under the toilet of a dirty gas station. You're nothing. You're nobody. And don't you forget it.
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Anonymous2013-03-15 1:21
>>1
They're a bunch of snarky brievers aren't they?
brieve brieve
snark snark
I have noticed that you snarking fuckers tend to and somehow slant your exclamation marks!
how and why is this?
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Anonymous2013-03-15 2:53
>>14
It's a unicode symbol. Also, we do it because we are cool, and you won't understand because you are not cool. ???????? ???????????????? ???????? /????/, ????????????????????????!
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Anonymous2013-03-15 3:04
Go fork() yourself, OP-sama. Oh, wait, your Windows /g/aming box doesn't have fork().
>>18
HAY STACK BOY, HEREZ MY PROGRAM THAT PICKS YOU UP ON A MAGIC CARPET AND SHOVES YOUR HEAD IN YOUR GRANDMA'S ANUS:
int main(void) { int a, b = a + 10; return 0; }
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, STACK BOY?
YAINT RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD
YAINT KNO WATS UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR IF IT POKED YA IN THE ANUS
YAINT CLEVER NUFF TO BE A PROGRAMMER
Y'ONLY GOOD NUFF TO BE ZED SHAW JUNIOR, WHO POKES AND PRODS SHIT WITHOUT EVER READING A FUCKING SPEC.
BACK TO RETOID SKOOL WITH YOU, STACK BOY.
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Anonymous2013-03-15 22:08
static void PrintTheTruth(int numOfDicksOPSucked)
{
if (numOfdicksOPSucked>0)
Console.Write("OP is a fag");
else
Console.Write("OP fucked with the source code");
}
>>29
C11, DA STANDARD DAT DROVE DEANIS RICKY TO SUICIDE.
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322013-03-15 22:59
>>29
AND WHAT A RAZOR SHARP OBSERVATION THAT IS, >>29. THE ONLY FAULT THAT I CAN FIND IN IT IS THAT IT DOESN'T *CONTAIN* UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR BUT THAT IT *INVOKES* UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR.
NOW, CAN YOU TELL ME *WHY* IT INVOKES UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR?
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Anonymous2013-03-15 22:59
>>32
Pretty sure C improves with every new standard.
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Anonymous2013-03-15 23:02
FORGET THAT, I'LL JUST TELL YOU ANYWAY.
IT INVOKES UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR BECAUSE I WROTE IT THAT WAY. AND I WROTE IT THAT WAY BECAUSE SUCH BEHAVIOUR HAPPENS TO FUCK STACK BOY'S GRANDMA IN THE ANUS WITH HER GRAND SON ON MY PARTICULAR ARCHITECTURE. NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE BRILLIANT COMMENTS TO OFFER ON MY WONDERFULLY BROKEN CODE, BEFORE I FALL INTO AN AUTISTIC FIT, >>29?
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Anonymous2013-03-15 23:03
>>34
YOU BLOOD SUCKING HYENA. IT'S YOUR KIND THAT DESTROYED THE LANGUAGE THAT DEANIS RICKY LOVED.
C11 attempts to fix what was broken in C99. It makes some of the mandatory features of C99 (variable length arrays, complex types and more) optional, and introduces new features that were already available in various implementations. Not less important, C11 designers worked closely with the C++ standards committee to ensure that the two languages should remain compatible as much as possible. Chances are good that unlike its predecessor, C11 will receive a warm reception. As a bonus, software written in C11 will be more robust against security loopholes and malware attacks.
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Anonymous2013-03-15 23:10
>>38
AND WHAT A POOR FUCKING JOB IT DID. TWO DAYS AFTER IT PASSES ITS FINAL DRAFT REVIEW DEANIS RICKY DOES HIMSELF IN. COINCIDENCE? PFFT. I WAS THERE. I SAW WHAT DA FUCKING STANDARD DID TO HIM, AS I EXPLAINED IN http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1363243779/1-40
Not less important, C11 designers worked closely with the C++ standards committee to ensure that the two languages should remain compatible as much as possible.
This is why C11 is a steaming pile of shit.
C11 is dead. Long live C99!
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Anonymous2013-03-15 23:13
>>40
AT LEAST FUCKING RICKY DIDNT KILL HIMSELF OVER C99. SHIT.
>>40
That's because C99 continued moving further ahead of Sepples than C89 already was. C11 is all about going ass-backwards to meet the Sepples-using retards on their short bus.
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Anonymous2013-03-15 23:32
Create your own C standard.
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Anonymous2013-03-15 23:47
>>43
I WOULDA IF IT WERE UP TO ME. TEN MINUTES ON DA COMMITTEE AND I COODA CHANGED SHIT AROUND. SHOODA FORKED IT WEN I HAD DA CHANCE, I TELL YA. PICKED UP DA FUCKIN COMMITTEE AND PLOPPED IT DOWN INTO MY OWN FUCKIN HABITAT. DIG?