/prog/ - Story time

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 10:01

2013
nucular reactor
LISP controlled cooler
core starts melting
GC is running
core melts
people die
:(

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 10:04

Writes critical component in anything but ASM
People kill themselves because of this idiot

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 10:11

nucular

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 10:42

nuclear reactor
C controller cooler
Segmentation fault.
SALAM ALAYALALALALAAKABOOM!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 10:58

Good god, the /g/ shitstains try their hardest to fit in. They still think we use
le lel quotes XD
to communicate.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:00

>>4
the cooler controller should be written in some dynamic interpreted language, python or ruby, they never segfault

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:05

>>6

lol, iT neVer segafult? Wad cind ov sjit applikationz doe yoe meek?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:11

>>5
'>it's called le meme arrow, newfag

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:11

Use ladder logic controller
reactor gets hit with plane

KABOOM!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:12

>>8
'>le greentext fail

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:24

>>5
I'm not from /g/
I'm from reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:27

>>1-10
None of you is being funny, randomXD or original. Fuck off.

>>12-1000
Your ``retort'' is not funny, randomXD or original. Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:27

>>6
Yeah but they GC. Better yet use a flat memory model where everything is read-write-execute, you never segfault but your code goes nuts instead if you overwrite something critical.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:28

Adjust >>12 ranges to include >>11 and exclude >>12.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:28

>>12
lel fail

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:29

Just use ADA you dirty mongrels. Who the fuck would use ``look at me I'm so maverick'' C to write something meant to control anything more important than an Apache web server?

Name: LISPPER 2013-03-14 12:16

>>16
Ada is shit and you are shit.

LISP SUPREMACY

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 12:17

>>16
ever heard of ariane 5 crash?
if they ever had coded her.. sorry :3, if they had coded it in python instead of ada, it would have never crashed because integer overflow is impossible there
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariane_5_Flight_501

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 14:43

just use haskell, faggots

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 15:47

>>18
ever heard of ariane 5 crash?
if they ever had coded her.. sorry :3, if they had coded it in python instead of ada, it would have crashed because indentation overflow is possible there
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariane_5_Flight_501

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