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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 20:46

Hey guys who wants to be on a code team?
Coding by yourself is fun, and can get small things done.
But on a team its awesome, people to talk to, every finishes
things like they're nothing, massive projects completed in no
time, and if the project gets well known, then everyone gets
credit, and gets their name out. What is there to lose?
maybe you'll rage at some idiot that could possible get
on the team some how, but thats just lawls. COME ON GUYS!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 20:49

Ok. I write Symta. What team should I join?

I can also code Self and a little Factor, but point-free is really confusing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:05

I can code C, FIOC and a bit of Scheme. What do you want to do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:08

maybe you'll rage at some idiot that could possible get
on the team some how, but thats just lawls.
I think we've found that idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:25

My favs are javascript, html, css, php
but i also know a tad C, python, lua, (and java but i really dislike it) and i take a game maker class
any ideas on what we should make first tho?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:40

>>5
My favs are javascript, html, css, php
and i take a game maker class

Please take a look at yourself in the mirror. Observe every detail of you very carefully. Breathe deeply and start pondering why you're living at this instant.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:42

>>6 get off of /g/
no one cares about grammar off of the image side

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:46

>>6
Your rage is my reason to live, your hatred is my nourishment.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:55

>>8
It's not rage, it's disappointment. A sloppy programmer is not an effective one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:56

>>7
You're not at /g/, fa/g/shit.

In case you didn't realize, you never were criticized for your grammar.

Name: >>10 2013-03-13 22:00

>>7-10
We're all different people. Please don't confuse me with >>8.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 22:14

Anyways, back on topic. What should be our first task.
Also, we need a name.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 22:20

>>12
1. HAX UR ANUS
2. Faggots

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 22:23

Make a full sexp browser, one that taks all web standard frameworks and refactors them into sexp. Everything would be Scheme. Javascript will get converted (and corrected) to Scheme. Flash will get converted (and corrected) to Scheme. PDF, CSS, XML, HTML, everything, you name it and it will run as Scheme if supported. Making a preprocessor for all that would be enough to warrant a team's work and everyone could make use of their web2.0 enterprise knowledge. Or pick whatever language that everyone can work in, but Scheme should be the most widely known acceptable language around here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 22:24

>>1
code team
more like HOMOSEXUAL team XDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 22:36

>>14 why scheme, isn't C the most common
I could get the hang out of, but where could we start,
I always forget about lisp/scheme. can scheme handle processes/threads/windows/audio/graphics ? should we start off making the handlers?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 23:04

>>14
Make a full sexp browser
YES, YES, YES!

But converting everything to Scheme is simply too stupid. Get designing new web standards instead of reusing the shitty ones available.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 23:07

1) what is sexp
b) what do you propose should be the new standards?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 23:13

>>18
1) what is sexp
Back to /g/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 0:35

>>17
The converting is to assimilate them and ultimately make them useless/a formality (set-mode-XML) and people will eventually skip the middle man and just write in sexps like they should.

>>16
C doesn't exactly meet the standard for what you want high level-wise, and the whole purpose really is provide an alternative to browsers written in sepples that run disgusting lovecraftian security compromising horrors such as javascript, java, and flash (which is a combo that gives people enough rope to hang other people with).
Brin, Zuckerberg, Eich, Guido, Leah, and all the corner rounders of the world will be sucking down parens if I have my way. FIOC would become "that SICP language that nobody uses or learns except when they take 6.001 at MIT." Web2.0 would be known as the dark web ages and people would laugh at the thought of "people actually wrote PHP/Python/JS for serious applications."

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 4:12

Ok then lets start, where should we share code?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 4:25

≥ But on a team its awesome,
I'm not convinced.
≥ people to talk to,
I'm out.
≥ every finishes things like they're nothing,
Even driven by deadlines and money this doesn't happen!
≥ massive projects completed in no time,
As exemplified by...?
≥ and if the project gets well known, then everyone gets credit, and gets their name out.
A false condition can imply anything.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 5:40

>>17
Get designing new web standards instead of reusing the shitty ones available.
Okay.


(article
    (title "New Web Standard")
    (author "/prog/")
    (content (li
        "sexp based"
        "human readable"
        "trivial to parse/spider")))

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 11:00

>>20
I don't want neurotypicals to write S-exps. They'd start shitting up our private Internet.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 12:29

>>23 I like that for web code, its nice
to me it looks like you guys are only handling html..

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 12:33

>>25
If you're so smart, get a S-expr parser working (it shouldn't be hard at all) and stop breaking your lines every 2 words.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 12:41

>>25
>get a S-expr parser working
>probably already has a tone bookmarked/downloaded/open
>not sharing
>>1
>team
hmm. im out

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 13:06

>>27
Who in the godliving fuck are you quoting, /g/ shitstain? Also, you're not in the ima/g/eboards, niggger. That's not how you quote.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 13:46

>>25
Feel free to expand upon it or suggest an alternative. You or anyone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 14:48

>>28
>being this gay
lel
get the fuck out fagget

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 15:04

>>30
Says le /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 16:29

i like this now ya'll are bein funny little dumplins; how cute are you!?
and why the fuck are there no greentext. and i've been on /g/ once i go on /b/ if you must know, >>27

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 16:32

i go on /b/ if you must know
HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 16:53

>>33
Yes you have, and you're the reason trolling means nothing anymore. You try so hard to fit in that you're trolled even by the lowest of pretending-to-be-retarded trolls/shitposters.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 16:59

>>34
trolling means nothing anymore
Isn't that a good thing? This isn't Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 17:02

>>35
No, it isn't a good thing if it takes no effort to troll, as it encourages blatant shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 17:04

>>36
Blatant shitposting on /prog/?
That sounds terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 17:51

Have Nikita write up the GUI. Yes, in Symta. It'll give him something to do and a place to start and proceed to build from. He's the most capable one here who has the time and would do it, and in the process Iwe would have a ton of LoC of glorious Symta to oogle overlearn Symta from.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 18:07

>>38
I doubt you can sell a half-assed GUI on top of SDL, written in a prototype of languages no one knows or wants, which has SBCL and common lisp knowledge as dependency.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-14 19:23

NIKITA PLEASE HELP US!

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