/prog/ - Types are great

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 16:34

How does anyone write anything more than a 100-line toy script in javashit or PHP, when type errors are only caught at runtime?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 16:37

Formalism and over 100 IQ.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 16:54

I bet you cant write even BBCODE, without proving it's «correctness».

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:01

formalise this *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:02

Hungarian notation

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:16

how can you fuck up so bad that you can't properly name your variables.

 var dick_size = 100, dick_girth = 100, dick_name="Muh dick";



// 100 lines of shit code



dick_size = "muh dick 2";

WOOPS OH FUCK I FUCKED EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE JAVASHIT DOESN'T TYPE, OH MY GOD HOW CAN ANYONE CODE IN THIS SHIT NON-TYPED LANGUAGE!!!!l!??!?!?!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:24

>>6
What is polymorphism? How do I work on a small part of a larger project?

... HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:49

>>7
The CAPS LOCK /G/UY has been shitposting the entire day, don't mind him.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 19:10

>>7
If anyone uses the word "muh", "hurr", "derp", "mfw" or "ishygddt", please ignore them completely. They come from /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 19:26

muh dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 20:28

>>6
I can code because I have proper documentation detailing specifically what the system needs. I follow clear requirements and take the effort to ensure my interpretation follows correctly.

Types are great

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 16:34

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 16:37

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 16:54

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:01

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:02

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:16

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:24

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 17:49

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 19:10

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 19:26

11 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 20:28