how

how do I program?
i want to make a cool video game

here is how

main () {
  for (;;) {
    game();
  }
}

am i the only one who declare infinite loops as while (1==1)
i just like how it looks

>>3
is it that important?

>>3
Bad practice, it could potentially fail in php

>>5
implying php isnt bad practice

>>1
Depends. You are doing this in the cloud, right? You need dynamism to do things in the web, and the language in which do things on the web is PHP, which is very dynamic.

Learn here: http://www.nusphere.com/php/php_tutorial.htm

>>7
You've got your head in a cloud sonnyboy.

>>6
Who the fuck are you quoting, /g/ shitstain?

>>9
LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>U MUST BE NEW HERE

>>9
>my anus

Learn how to generate a sandbox, play around with simple commands to better understand conditions..


Good guy to learn from..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8tDBg4pfYk&sns=em

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http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topic-forum/750487-meet-zora-ball-seven-year-old-who-learned-how-program-her-own-video-game-how-cool.html

>>14
Programming lolies are cute. I wish I had one -- we would snuggle in a chair while we made cute programs and shitposted about pedophilic fantasies on the internet. I wonder if that guy who wanted to teach his cousin made any progress.

Anyway, that thread is such crap. It's like I'm reading Slashdot: a bunch of losers hear about some kid doing something neat and immediately get defensive and  brag about their ANSI C compiler at age twelve. What pathetic cretins that feels so threatened by a child because it would mean that mommy was wrong when she said she was special.

So, >>14, you SEO piece of shit, next time you log into that crappy place, tell those faggots what I think about them.

>>14
Cool. I got my first PC only when I was 20.

>> 14

hahaha, what the fuck is wrong with this guy:


 Yeah, just so much HYPE! In the US, a group is planning on creating a new "standard" curriculum. I heard about some of it that is plain BAD! Anyway, there is another thing in that "standard"(known as common core) known as bootstrap. It is a simplistic game based method with the SUPPOSED goals of teaching programming(SIMPLISTIC AT BEST), and algebra. As one might guess by the name, ****THIS**** is the source of the "language" she used.

If I had an account, I would troll the hell out of him. He is spilling his anger juice all over the place.

>>17
Does Bootstrap support higher order functions and macros?

It is some crack pot.


http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topic-forum/765096-informed-politician-speaks-about-internet-need-control.html#post7847946

>> 18

They work with racket and WeScheme. Bootstrap itself is the teaching material.

up

>>19
They work with racket and WeScheme.
Then I do agree with the conspiracy guy, because teaching kids Church Numerals would be completely useless. Better force them to rote memorize multiplication table.

>>19
Forums and comments section on youtube and common news sites are good examples.

People behind screens tend to just go out of hand.
Conversations get heated up.
Fathers and mothers get brought into the picture while cursing one another.
Vulgarities thrown around like punctuations.
Racism is used.
etc etc.
This causes hurt, and the extreme cases of the consequence of this is just limitless.

IE : a antisemitism may form because of some racist comments.

>>17
Anger JEWS

>>22
Isn't the Internet great?