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Epic Buttcoin fail

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 21:41

Buttcoin got forked because 0.7 and 0.8 are incompatible. Remember the fags who said Bitcoin wasn't shit? You fags sure got told.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 21:46

Are you enjoying your buyer's remorse, OP?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 21:50

GREAT now the price will fall like last time and a can buy for the next bubble ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 21:54

>>1-3
E/g/in post, /g/roskis. Truly e/g/in. I love consumer electronics and Reddit as well, /g/roskis.

E/g/in, simply e/g/in.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 22:13

fuck

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 22:36

/backplate getgoes/

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 22:46

>>4
Fuck you nigger, I sniggered.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 23:02

It's at $40, and starting to go up again. Who got told now?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 23:31

>>7
Fuck you nigger, I choked up, slipped, tore a ligament, and came balls deep in your bleeding anus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 23:59

>>8
I told you in the other thread, its a bubble. It will pop suddenly, no cry a slow, melodramatic death.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 0:03

>>10
I told you in the other thread, its a hemorroid. It will pop suddenly, no cry a slow, melodramatic death, while I come balls deep in your bleeding anus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 0:12

>>10
It's one very resilient bubble, then. Even all of Reddit screaming that this is the end of bitcoin failed to pop it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 0:20

>>12
All it takes is for Satoshi Nakamoto to stick his early adopter pin in it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 0:31

>>13
Satoshi Nakamoto probably died in 2010.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 0:38

>>14
That's true. He dropped out after his buttcoinbuddy mentioned the CIA. Fucken CIA-niggers probably killed him. If only we had listened to Terry and God!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 1:22

>>15
That means there are all these Bitcoins out there with a dead owner. Just think, if we can crack the Satoshi private key, we'll be millionaires!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 1:36

>>14
That's true. He dropped out after his buttcoinbuddy mentioned the CIA. Fucken CIA-niggers probably killed him. If only we had listened to Terry and God!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 1:58

Anagrams for Satoshi Nakamoto:
A Mason took a shit
Asshat took no aim
Soaks moot in a hat
Satan mistook a ho

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 2:08

Is Satoshi his first or last name?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 4:23

FEEL LIKE DUMBIFIED PEOPLE COME TO ME ^^
PUSSY VERY GOOD YOU KNOW DOOD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi
Satoshi is generally a masculine Japanese given name, and may refer to:
(...)
Satoshi Nakamoto, the pseudonymous creator of the bitcoin digital currency.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 4:24

>>12 lmao, only redditors read reddit

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 5:18

>>21
that seems obvious

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 6:24

>>18

:m +Data.List
:m +Data.Char
let deanagram = sort . filter isAlpha . map toLower
let isAnagram a b = deanagram a == deanagram b
let s = "Satoshi Nakamoto"
isAnagram "Satoshi Nakamoto" "A mason took a shit"
True
isAnagram "Satoshi Nakamoto" "Asshat took no aim"
True
isAnagram "Satoshi Nakamoto" "Soaks moot in a hat"
True
isAnagram "Satoshi Nakamoto" "Satan mistook a ho"
True
>


Checks out. Forgive me for not defining isAnagram in point-free style.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 6:34

>>23
Fun fact: I keep anti-haskell.txt, anti-php.txt and anti-jews.txt in the same folder.


Lisp             | Haskell
-----------------|--------------------------------------------------------------
Prefix notation. | flip flip snd . (ap .) . flip flip fst . ((.) .) . flip .
                 | (((.) . (,)) .) (`ap` snd) . (. fst) . (flip =<< (((.) .
                 | (,)) .)) (`ap` snd) . (. fst) . flip
                 | (. ((. ((. return) . (:))) . (.) . (:))) . (.) . (.) . (:)

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 11:57

>>23
It's okay, I truly loved your post.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 12:36

http://what-if.xkcd.com/imgs/a/36/cornstarch_bitcoins.png

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 12:38

>>26
Ha ha le epic xkcd image, broface!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 12:42

>>23
isAnagram = (. deanagram) . (==) . deanagram

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 13:25

>>24
fuck you dipshit

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 16:00

>>24
2 + 3
5

(+) 2 3
5

Am I winning something?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 16:04

>>20
See under 'fictional characters' where it says 'Satoshi Hojo'? Can you please change that to 'Satoshi Houjou'? It's really annoying me, but I am rangebanned from Wikipedia.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 16:54

>>28
isAnagram = on (==) deanagram

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 17:16

>>32
isAnagram = on (==) $ sort . map toLower . filter isAlpha
The inconsistent casing between isAnagram and deanagram was really bothering me. Also, what kind of idiot does map before filter when the only difference is that doing filter first is more efficient?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 17:33

>>31
You aren't supposed to do that because Wikipedia endorses Hepburn romanization.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 17:43

>>34
That's probably why >>31 got banned.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 18:56

>>26
I don't see the `le humor ECKS DEE`. Can someone point out why this is supposed to be funny?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 19:00

>>36
http://what-if.xkcd.com/36/

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 19:28

>>37
https://twitter.com/whatifnumbers
That's it, I've found it. The pinnacle of autism. Everybody go home. There is nothing more autistic to find.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 19:34

>>38
I've found it. The pinnacle of autism.
You haven't been here for more than 2 months, I suppose.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 19:44

>>39
FV doesn't count. He was also mildly retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 19:53

>>40
"mildly".

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 19:56

>>40-41
What if FV is the Javashit kike?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 23:11

>>33
The casing difference is because "is" and "anagram" are separate words, whereas "deanagram" is a neologism. Also, sometimes the mind doesn't notice badly-optimized code when whipping something up in GHCi. Thanks for pointing that out, though, and teaching me about "on".

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 23:17

*whips up dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 14:13

>>34
Well I don't like it.

>>35
Actually it is because I don't ISP, so I run a proxy, but Jim wales thinks its an open proxy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 20:56

>>45
There's no legitimate reason to run a non-open proxy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:02

http://arstechnica.com/business/2013/03/major-glitch-in-bitcoin-network-sparks-sell-off-price-temporarily-falls-23/
Lil

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:09

>>46
I run a tor node and block off all exit ports.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:20

>>48
Wikipedia doesn't ban for that. They only ban exit nodes, and you'd already be banned from here if you were running an exit node.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:22

>>49
Do people really vandalize wikipedia using tor? hesus christ.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:24

>>50
No, Jimmy's just paranoid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:27

>>51
So how exactly do they figure out that someone is running a tor exit node?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 21:30

>>52
https://www.torproject.org/docs/faq-abuse.html.en#Bans

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-23 5:55

lel buttcoin

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-23 6:13

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-23 6:47

>>55
Way to fail at getting dubs on a goddamn textboard you fucking faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-23 7:00

>>56
but I did get dubs, therefore I didn't fail in my attempt to get dubs
you might want to have your buttautism checked out, sir
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