Newfag Needs Help

Okay, tech gurus, I've got a serious newfag issue in terms of learning how to website.

I know what I need to learn for front-end, but in looking at all the shit for back-end programming languages, I'm at a loss; everything states that no one program is "ultimate," because they're all "the best" according to what your needs are.

I need a programming language for a user-generated content website that's going to need a massive storage database for multimedia. Basically, if it would work for deviantart but with perhaps more muscle, that's what I need.

- Must handle thousands of users
- Must handle shittingdickloads of content
- Must have libraries and archives

So, anons, what backend programming language must I master to accomplish this?

>>21
What would you have suggested to a beginner? Some obscure Sepples shit which nobody uses, and which Segmentation fault (core dumped)

Or did you just feel bad about my remark on PHP?

I suggested Rails because I actually know it, and morons all over the world get by with it. If he ended up stuck, there's a million places where he could go and ask, and get an answer quickly.

If by this point you still think that my point with Yesod was that he should use it, you need some serious work on your reading comprehension.