Newfag Needs Help

Okay, tech gurus, I've got a serious newfag issue in terms of learning how to website.

I know what I need to learn for front-end, but in looking at all the shit for back-end programming languages, I'm at a loss; everything states that no one program is "ultimate," because they're all "the best" according to what your needs are.

I need a programming language for a user-generated content website that's going to need a massive storage database for multimedia. Basically, if it would work for deviantart but with perhaps more muscle, that's what I need.

- Must handle thousands of users
- Must handle shittingdickloads of content
- Must have libraries and archives

So, anons, what backend programming language must I master to accomplish this?

>>15
If your heart is really where you say it is, Ruby? Java? Some fucking obscure Haskell lib? Why any of that shit and not something a little more, well, nevermind. At least you didn't suggest node fucking js, but hell it'll probably be what suits this ambitious little nigger's needs most since he knows nothing and thus will not care how fucktarded it is and will at least have the backing of jewgle.