Newfag Needs Help

Okay, tech gurus, I've got a serious newfag issue in terms of learning how to website.

I know what I need to learn for front-end, but in looking at all the shit for back-end programming languages, I'm at a loss; everything states that no one program is "ultimate," because they're all "the best" according to what your needs are.

I need a programming language for a user-generated content website that's going to need a massive storage database for multimedia. Basically, if it would work for deviantart but with perhaps more muscle, that's what I need.

- Must handle thousands of users
- Must handle shittingdickloads of content
- Must have libraries and archives

So, anons, what backend programming language must I master to accomplish this?

>>13
Look, I know that I could be being e/g/in troled XD every time I dish out advice on this shithole of a board, or that the little fucker will just ignore the advice. But you know what? Fuck it, I don't care. Trying to save face on an anonymous forum is the stupidest fucking thing ever, and I feel content enough to have made this place a little less shitty, even if it's followed by a 'w/e bro' or a 'lol i trol u'.