LOL APPLE

HEY GUYS LOL
WANNA BUY ITHINGS ?
THEY'RE REALLY COOL AND HIP

I'LL MAKE SURE TO MAKE THEM EXPENSIVE AND MAKE THEM OBSOLETE REAL FAST SO YOU CAN'T RESELL THEM OR INSTALL MODERN SOFTWARE ON THEM MORE THAN 2 YEARS AFTER YOU BUY THEM

LOL GUYS I'M A GENIUS

STEVE JOBS

HEY LOL I'M UR #1 FAN

YOU SHOULD GIVE A TRY AT PREINSTALLING AN AMAZON SEARCH BOTNET IN YOUR OPERATING SYSTEMS LOL

MARK SHUTTLEWORTH

e/g/in post /g/ro XDDDD leeeeeeel would install le /g/entoo ;) xD

Isn't the resell value for Apple products actually quite high? They're obsolete fast, sure, but that doesn't mean that people won't pay $600 or more for 2007 MacBooks...

APPFLE IS SHIT DEAL W/ IT NERDS