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Austin, Texas

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 23:14

I have one (1) job offer. Problem: It's in Texas. Is this seriously the best I can do? I wish I had just been born dead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 23:26

Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 23:38

Is there an option to telecommute?

My company is in another state. I work from home, using their VPN, and only go to the company building during special occasions.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 23:41

>>3
No, there is not (I asked). I would get relocation costs though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 23:50

>>4
Well... is it worth it to you? Is the pay good? Will you enjoy the job? Is the job security good? Do you have anything (or anyone) tying you down to your current location?

Perhaps do some research about neighborhoods near the office. I'm sure that not all of Texas is terrible. There must be at least some decent areas... right?

Also, what have you been doing to get job offers? I'm not sure what you've done or how much effort you've put into it, but perhaps that's something to look into. Surely there can be more you can do to get yourself known to employers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 0:03

>>5
Hmmm... I think I'd rather not be surrounded by a bunch of hicks. I'll keep looking.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 0:06

>>6
Just remember that if you're too picky you'll just remain unemployed.

A job is a job. Unemployment is unemployment.

Reminds me of guys who won't settle for anything less than a supermodel as a girlfriend and wonder why they're single.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 0:20

>>1
lol enjoy your united states of mental retardation

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 0:26

REMINDS ME OF GUYS WHO WON'T SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 0:42

>>7
A tech job in Texas is the equivalent of sucking off stray dogs just so you can say you're having sex, not of settling for the plain girl.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 0:48

>>10
Well, then do more to get yourself known to employers instead of complaining about a shitty job offer on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 0:54

>>10
How?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:16

Wait? Why is this OP slamming on a tech job in Austin Texas? Most jobs there and the people are nice. You also get to be next to lots of college kids and Professors. I only see Austin as a bunch of perks.

At the least you were not offered a tech job in Taiwan.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:20

>>13
sure, from the asshole of the planet, russia, austin texas sure looks good

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:24

>>13
Fuck off back to your Sons of the Confederacy meeting, redneck hick.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:25

>>13
Taiwan is pretty cool. Well, for Computex Taipei anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:26

>>15
ur a homosexual

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:27

>>16
is it full of trannies

Name: >>13 2013-03-07 1:29

>>14
Wat? I am so confused. If you do not like people, that is fine, you do not have to hang around them. But what is so bad about the job? I mean, if you get fired, you can pick up another job in a jimmie.

Actually I am getting interested. Why you hating in rich ol' Austin TX?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:30

Texas belongs to Mexico. Let's hope they'll take it!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:52

I think you're lucky. Texas is pretty cool. All my exes live there. Just take the job, dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:58

>>21
Yeah, Texas is cool, but Tennessee on the other hand can fuck off, meaning you can fuck off by extension.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 2:12

From what I have heard, Austin is very different from the rest of Texas.  Apparently, it's left-leaning, so you're not going to encounter as many hicks as you probably think.  You will encounter college liberals, so have fun with that.  Dallas sucks dick.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 2:36

>>18
Taiwan is not Thailand.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 3:38

In TX there's a church every few blocks. It's okay, just don't be a faggot (literally).

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 3:39

United States of Israel

Name: VIPPER 2013-03-07 4:29

>>1
Just move to the moon.

Name: SNAKE 2013-03-07 5:45

>>27
This will still happen:
http://xkcd.com/1143/

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 8:00

>>28
I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 14:37

Its like mexico with a few hundred less Mexicans.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 15:57

>>30
Mexican girls are hot. But Jewish whores are always ugly like http://vk.com/antisemitic?w=wall189833992_72

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 15:59

>>31
fuck you beaner, jewish women are the cutest ones there are

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 16:00

>>31
Nikita! How dare you advocate racemixing! I hereby revoke your honorary whiteness.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 16:01

>>33
Sorry, I'm not a racist, like your kind, Chaim.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 18:02

>>31
lol, you like flesh-and-blood girls? What a fucking loser. lel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 18:51

>>34
Kikes be so racist that they even denied poor Nikita his high school diploma :(

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 19:01

I had no idea you lot hated Texas so much. It's not a bad place, we even protect our noseless dogs instead of mocking them like you heartless yankees[1]. Part of me feels sad, but the southerner inside me wants to go drink some iced tea, get my gun, and challenge >>1-chan to a duel.

>>31
When I went to Mexico, I was disgusted by how all the lolies were in full make up. It was terrible! They would have been so pretty if they weren't covered in that crap.

Also, it wasn't really the 3rd world shithole that I had been lead to believe (but I stayed in the cities in Yucatan).


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[1] - http://www.statesman.com/news/news/local-govt-politics/judge-rules-that-hutto-dog-with-missing-nose-wont-/nWjsG/

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 20:48

I heard you can't even own slaves in Texas anymore. That place has really gone downhill!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 21:55

>>38
I have an idea, how about they import and enslave annoying antisemites from russia?

Name: >>13 2013-03-07 22:10

>>39
Like they did with Arc Electronics?:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/10/spies/

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 9:46

>USA
ISHYGDDT

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 10:22

>>40
The worst part of it is that Jewish oligarchy profits on wars in Middle East: corporations supply both USA and Arabs, through Russia, which resells the crap for oil money. Oil price goes up, common Arabs get nothing from it (because all surplus is spent on arms race).

Sucks to be an Arab.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 11:56

>>42
All problems in the Arab world are solved by blowing yourself up. Man up and go buy some C-4 in the name of Allah. Salam alaykum.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 12:51

>>43
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 12:57

Austin > Moscow

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 13:01

>>44
I'm not a kike you disgusting sandnigger!

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